Delete all dating apps and do this instead

[Sue2]

What if we live in a building with nigger refugees or frequent bars with fat jews. Could we just bang those instead?

Your babies are gone

 

[DMAN]

i'm an average looking guy, and hilarious (like legit "rita rudner funny")

I always look like a retarded faggot in pictures so my online dating is AIDS

so- I just boomhauer it when i want to date.....

that, or just try and hook up with any girl over 30 who starts at my job (EDIT: this is what usually works)

You're a good kid, Johnny.

 

[guest]

Why don't you try talking to a bitch in real life nigga

Yeah but then you have to listen to them. Or at least pretend to.

 

[BoomerSperg]

What if we live in a building with nigger refugees or frequent bars with fat jews. Could we just bang those instead?

First make sure they're barely 18 and Jamaican, the next step is ruining your marriage over it.

 

[johnnynoname]

this is me talking to the dating apps on my phone:

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I actually just want a nice girl who isn't social media obsessed or on dating apps but will fall into my lap on my rare outings beyond my apartment and that mexican place on the corner