Degrassi General Thread

[DMAN]

I've never even seen an episode. That's why I enjoy the Degrassi discussions. Everyone who has seen it knows more about growing up in a Canadian city than I do. I'm just a small town girl living in a lonely world.

I find it hilarious that so many people were so into it and the breakdowns make me laugh.

Bam used to talk about Big Brother and other reality shows I've never seen with someone on the subreddit and I always liked those discussions too. Sometimes it's better to hear about things second hand.

Degrassi is Woke Canadian Re-Education for kids, but from 15 years sago. So it’s essentially just scene after scene of teenagers being gay bashed, shot to death, bullied, humiliated, etc. So that the viewer can learn that WORDS HURT AND HARM!!!

But it’s a really good watch, if only so you can think to yourself “how did the production staff convince these dopey kids to do this bit?” Or “did they actually think this was cool?”

The goofy looking canadian kid JT gets killed off after he stole oxy pills from his pharmacy job. Lol

 

[DMAN]

It was a PFG show man. One episode Spinner couldn’t stop getting boners in class. I had a huge crush on Emma, the ugly blonde nerd

Emma was a ratface until that one season where they all came back from break with gigantic juicy tits and developed bodies. It literally happened over 1 off season

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Emma was a ratface until that one season where they all came back from break with gigantic juicy tits and developed bodies. It literally happened over 1 off season

I liked her even when she was a rat face. A True Emma Believer.

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN’s intro to Degrassi was the episode where the two lesbians Paige and the fake edgy one were scared their parents were going to find out about their edgy lesbianism. The acting is good but the melodrama just makes everyone involved look ridiculous.

It’s like every other scene is the “final scene” in Full House where the soft music starts playing and Saget reaffirms to the children that they're still a family no matter what.

 

[Single Action Army]

Your Degrassi breakdowns are my favorites because I imagine you talk exactly like Gomer Pyle.

DO OPIE HATERS BELONG IN THE BARRACKS??

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

DO OPIE HATERS BELONG IN THE BARRACKS??

Wrong Gomer

 

[Single Action Army]

Wrong Gomer

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Well if there was debate of my age, that retarded flub should prove it.

You wanted Austin Powers but I gave you Ed Powers!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wrong Gomer

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He sang like an angel and sucked cocks on the down-low.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He sang like an angel and sucked cocks on the down-low.

He also owned a macadamia nut plantation in Hawaii like a queer

 

[DooDooBrown]

I really got off on what a bitch Paige was to everyone, even though she’s like a Jersey 6 at best.

Manny, I would pick the peanuts out of her bung with my teeth.

 

[Turk February]

@Turk February Why did you make fun of The DMAN for knowing TNG and then you revealed you know damn well enough about TNG to defeat The DMAN in Degrassi trivia?

Because I'm a giant phoney.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Because I'm a giant phoney.

Yeah, you're a Russian spy.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I tried it and it's like 70% anime child porn

I only know what Degrassi is because of anime. For whatever reason Funimation had the US DVD rights to TNG so I'd see ads for it on my Dragon Ball DVDs.

Probably but I don’t remember. His real name was Gavin, slightly better

I don't know too many Spinners who shove butt plugs up their ass.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don't know too many Spinners who shove butt plugs up their ass.

Both Canadian. Seems like a lot of Irish and Scottish blood in Canada

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I wonder if Danny Ross ever watched Degrassi but I don't want him coming in and spoiling the fun with his poor attitude like he did the ONA Oz character thread which was destined for greatness.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I wonder if Danny Ross ever watched Degrassi but I don't want him coming in and spoiling the fun with his poor attitude like he did the ONA Oz character thread which was destined for greatness.

Thread over

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Thread over

Word is he's trying to groom young Sue. Not THE Sue. Our Sue. But he's trying to neg him like a late 90s dildo.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Word is he's trying to groom young Sue. Not THE Sue. Our Sue. But he's trying to neg him like a late 90s dildo.

Serious question, is that even the real Danny Ross? Obviously it could be since what the fuck does he have going on, but also brothermen get up to some weird shit around here

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Serious question, is that even the real Danny Ross? Obviously it could be since what the fuck does he have going on, but also brothermen get up to some weird shit around here

Who knows. He's funnier sometimes since his return. It's hard to know what is Danny and what's a bit because his actual Jewish tenacity in stupid arguments reads like someone doing a bit.

 

[DMAN]

These clips are all from before 2010. The DMAN clipped these years ago knowing they would be somehow relevant to us.

Reminder this is a show for teenagers.