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Dead cocksucking faggot!

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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I feel bad. This is like when people bully me into posting Annabelle pics
We've all been depressed at some point but I can't understand the "I'm trying" shit when it's like...just put the dishes in the dishwasher. You "tried" to do a simple task all day and failed? For weeks or months? Just fucking do it.

But she explicitly says what this is actually all about later on. She wants back pats for doing nothing. Just for existing. Pat is so fucking fat.
 

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Reminds me of something Paul Mooney once said: "A wet pussy and dry purse don't match!" Women truly live life on easy mode.

Mooney was a (barely) closeted nigger faggot just like you.
Nice gay-face, stupid.


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She's talked about her apartment being a disaster and she doesn't have the strength to clean it up so she needs help. Too sad to post here, really.
I can't even muster up the gumption to shit on Heidi most days. It's too depressing. She's no looker but could've easily found a guy to settle down and have a family and meaning with instead of becoming this old hooker mess.

Eric is a pedo defending monster who thinks he's a genius because vomits back up his steady diet of online atheist tropes. Him, I'll shit on.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I can't even muster up the gumption to shit on Heidi most days. It's too depressing. She's no looker but could've easily found a guy to settle down and have a family and meaning with instead of becoming this old hooker mess.

Eric is a pedo defending monster who thinks he's a genius because vomits back up his steady diet of online atheist tropes. Him, I'll shit on.
I agree, his sister is just a sad mess and he’s a pretty shitty brother to ignore her problems. Hildy is a smug faggot that deserves to be shit on. Plus he thinks it’s ok to be sexually attracted to children just as long as you don’t act on it so he’s pretty awful.
 

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I can't even muster up the gumption to shit on Heidi most days. It's too depressing. She's no looker but could've easily found a guy to settle down and have a family and meaning with instead of becoming this old hooker mess.

Eric is a pedo defending monster who thinks he's a genius because vomits back up his steady diet of online atheist tropes. Him, I'll shit on.
Yeah I genuinely feel bad for her only because I can relate
 

captain_kamala

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So Hildy got married in a substitute English teacher's outfit and his wife wore a communion dress (fitting, I guess) in a cinder block wall place attended by 3 septuagenarians and an addicted hooker is that correct?
Her dress was a Halloween costume. Still not as bad as niki's, I'll give her that. She definitely shat in it though.
 
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Her dress was a Halloween costume. Still not as bad as niki's, I'll give her that. She definitely shat in it though.
I'm a man, you're a chick so you definitely are better at laundry, I throw socks in with my colors all in cold water I'm just all over the place. So I have a question, can you get shit stains out of lace? Maybe you know from some baby outfit or something. Or did she just have this vague yellow stain on the back all wedding and she wore a depends.
 
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So Hildy got married in a substitute English teacher's outfit and his wife wore a communion dress (fitting, I guess) in a cinder block wall place attended by 3 septuagenarians and an addicted hooker is that correct?
At least it wasn't in the dank attic of some local coffee hole.

Why are all these Wisconsin people so fucking ugly and worse than Robert Crumb cartoons?
 
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This is literally how to do laundry.
Unless you're washing silk gindaloon shirts and polyester track suits, then I dunno what your plan is.
I believe whites should be done on hot water with some whitening agent, but ain't nobody got time for that. And soiled kitchen towels and bar rags should have some bleach and all, not me though it all goes in over here with my son and me sweats and tees and everything else same load cold water. T shirts don't get dried though, they stay nicer that way.
 

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I believe whites should be done on hot water with some whitening agent, but ain't nobody got time for that. And soiled kitchen towels and bar rags should have some bleach and all, not me though it all goes in over here with my son and me sweats and tees and everything else same load cold water. T shirts don't get dried though, they stay nicer that way.

You just throw Junior in with the laundry? Lol good way to save money I guess.
 

captain_kamala

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I'm a man, you're a chick so you definitely are better at laundry, I throw socks in with my colors all in cold water I'm just all over the place. So I have a question, can you get shit stains out of lace? Maybe you know from some baby outfit or something. Or did she just have this vague yellow stain on the back all wedding and she wore a depends.
I was never able to get shit stains out of baby clothes, but I'm a failure of a mother so
 

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Mooney was a (barely) closeted nigger faggot just like you.
Nice gay-face, stupid.


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@Mass.gov is fucking pathetic. Not only does he desperately try to ingratiate himself at a place where he's wildly disliked, but that place is also an Internet forum. This nigger for real can't have even an ounce of a social life. All he has are web forums and whatever that pod cast thing he does. Fucking sad sack of shit. Nice life, stupid. Talk more about your aloha god - seems to really be working for you.
 
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