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David R Hildeman
The R stands for RETARD!
Hey Eric...
YOUR FATHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!
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It’s hard to believe she can charge $100 for blowjobs. She’s pretty fucking uglyThere's something about that face. Stay away from this woman. She is a psycho.
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I didn't know you were a long hair guy. Not sure how I feel about thatHeidi has the same hair I have when I cut it short and start growing it back out.
Reminds me of something Paul Mooney once said: "A wet pussy and dry purse don't match!" Women truly live life on easy mode.It’s hard to believe she can charge $100 for blowjobs. She’s pretty fucking ugly
She's not getting any customers though, look at the shithole she lives in:Reminds me of something Paul Mooney once said: "A wet pussy and dry purse don't match!" Women truly live life on easy mode.
She's not getting any customers though, look at the shithole she lives in:
Oh rewatching that you can't even see the house. For some reason I misremembered that she was living in a crack house.
Last time I cut it I buzzed it and I looked badass but girls around here seem to prefer it long. Random women also come up to me in public and fondle my hair on a regular basis. I don't really care, but imagine if I was going around touching bitches' hair and telling them it's beautiful.I didn't know you were a long hair guy. Not sure how I feel about that
She's not getting any customers though, look at the shithole she lives in:
Oh rewatching that you can't even see the house. For some reason I misremembered that she was living in a crack house.
It's just funny imagining you being this bad ass tough guy yelling and getting into fights with long flowing hairLast time I cut it I buzzed it and I looked badass but girls around here seem to prefer it long. Random women also come up to me in public and fondle my hair on a regular basis. I don't really care, but imagine if I was going around touching bitches' hair and telling them it's beautiful.
Too sad to post here, really.
I've rarely been in a fight where the other person doesn't end up ripping a chunk of my hair out. Everyone thinks they fight like a man until there's a whole head of girly hair for them to control the opponent's head with. I've done it too.It's just funny imagining you being this bad ass tough guy yelling and getting into fights with long flowing hair
You're welcome to tell me my hair is beautiful anytime.
Does she have a job?
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