Day #12 of Patrick doing the simple task of cleaning one's car

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nothing like taking two weeks to do the whole job. Im sure he has been driving it around and since its stored outside that the car gets condensation on it in the mornings and dust thats kicked up from cars/dump truck passing in the alleyway. He is about to seal all that crap into the paint.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Welp, there's my next two weeks sorted. First there's brekkie then prezzies!

Dinner later.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I forgot all about that. Didn't he say he was going to do all of that a couple weekends ago?

Lazy pig.

Every day of 2022 was his weekend

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

It would be a shame if someone egged Susan

I used to poke a hole in a egg, drain it, then fill it with elmers wood glue,tape the end and throw at school buses in my younger rascal days, shit won't come off windows once dried

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I used to poke a hole in a egg, drain it, then fill it with elmers wood glue,tape the end and throw at school buses in my younger rascal days, shit won't come off windows once dried

Dang that's a good idear

 

[guest]

Aren't you supposed to do all this at once? Not partially one day and finish the next week with rain in between?

Yes! and this is just step 2 so he has another fucking step to go after this. His weekend sorted is turning into 2-3 weeks. God he's so fat at everything.

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

Susan is butt fucking ugly

 

[LongIslandchomper]

He's so doting on Susan but can't bothered to even build a carport for the fucking whore.

 

[Stent]

Polishes the paint. Leaves it outside to gather dust and shit. Polishes it again. Leaves it outside to gather dust and shit. Waxes it with outdated wax that won't last more than a few weeks.

Torque Wheeler is here to help YOOUUUUUWUUHHH!!!

 

[JebJoh]

I dated a girl who had his same car and it fucking sucked. It wasn’t fun to drive in the slightest. It’s so low to the ground you can’t see anything and it was pretty slow to accelerate. Idk why he goes on and on about it when everyone knows it’s the “girl” mustang.

I dated a girl who had his same car and it fucking sucked. It wasn’t fun to drive in the slightest. It’s so low to the ground you can’t see anything and it was pretty slow to accelerate. Idk why he goes on and on about it when everyone knows it’s the “girl” mustang.

He’s the last car GUY of his generation, child. Sorry you’re so gender confused, his are obviously man boobs, not woman boobs

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Aren't you supposed to do all this at once? Not partially one day and finish the next week with rain in between?

How is he supposed to get 12 tweets out of that?

 

[Kurt_Love]

Who says my weekend sorted? Is he using some British speak to sound sophisticated?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I used to poke a hole in a egg, drain it, then fill it with elmers wood glue,tape the end and throw at school buses in my younger rascal days, shit won't come off windows once dried

I never did this myself, but heard tell of rowdy teens plastering cars with slices of bologna or some other deli meats late at night. Supposedly you couldn’t peel off the meat the next morning without taking a layer of paint with it.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

When your cleaning products are worth more than your car..

 

[Brooke Shields]

I never did this myself, but heard tell of rowdy teens plastering cars with slices of bologna or some other deli meats late at night. Supposedly you couldn’t peel off the meat the next morning without taking a layer of paint with it.

but can you eat the meat?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

but can you eat the meat?

I wouldn’t, but I suspect Pat would try to gnaw it directly off the paint with his little rat teeth.

 

[RoTheHo69]

but can you eat the meat?

sure

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Some guy on Reddit posted that Susan was parked in the front of the house so the gay bikes were egged

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I pray Susan SWATs him.