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I'm jealous of his hair. I got a full head myself, but it goes in every direction.If the last number was 3, then I'm guessing that the next one will be 1.
David Lynch has a great head of hair. Reminds me of me.
My hair is luscious and I should post a pic of it. I haven't had a haircut since pre-COVID so I'm Black Sabbath-tier. I guarantee @captain_kamala would sleep with me for my Fabio-ness.I'm jealous of his hair. I got a full head myself, but it goes in every direction.
My hair is luscious and I should post a pic of it. I haven't had a haircut since pre-COVID so I'm Black Sabbath-tier. I guarantee @captain_kamala would sleep with me for my Fabio-ness.
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HeadstrawngMe too, we should start a hair metal band. ‘K-Man and the Flying Dutchmen.
I have always been too much of a pussy to let it grow out, maybe i will just do it in honor of mister Lynch!Me too, we should start a hair metal band. ‘K-Man and the Flying Dutchman’.
I have always been too much of a pussy to let it grow out, maybe i will just do it in honor of mister Lynch!
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K-Man and the Flying Dutchmen sounds like some psychedelic rockband from the 60's, i'm all in!
Do you sound like Nick Cave by any change, @K-Schwabby?
Headstrawng
That sounds like a Pulitzer Pat tribute band. I like it. Jiggaboo Jones & The Moon Cricket Experience is a band name that I just made up. Rimjob Express is another.
I’m taking 7. Love you guys.
Me too.7 again
I'm gonna work on it.Do you sound like Nick Cave by any change, @K-Schwabby?
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