David Lynch’s daily weather report and number of the day thread

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Or better yet maybe he is too busy filming a new movie/show

Don’t give me hope like that, man..

 

[Meownaw]

Lynch bros I'm starting worry.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Lynch bros I'm starting worry.

Lynch niggers rn

 

[Phish]

Still longing for that 8…if you know what i mean

 

[aRTie02150]

Is Mr. Lynch okay?

I don't want to go through life not meeting him and telling him I got the number correct a few times.

 

[New Name]

8

 

[guest]

Still no news from Mr. Lynch

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[Doyle Hargraves]

9

 

[Meownaw]

Starting to really get worried.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

me waiting for Big Dave to return

 

[guest]

me waiting for Big Dave to return

Where’s Big Dave at? FAAAAWK!

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[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Happy Birthday to the Wolf, guy is probably taking time off to enjoy the fam, don't worry bros.

 

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[Nana Cumia]

What, only ten balls. This is terrible. Ok I'm guessing two for tomorrow

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I’m worried about Lynch. I need to start my morning guessing numbers.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I’m worried about Lynch. I need to start my morning guessing numbers.

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Dan Mullen and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with a retard, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Tranny Flavia to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at XenaCon you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Flavia KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Dan, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at XenaCon. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at XenCon. See Dan, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at XenaCon!

 

[Say “Cookie”]

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Dan Mullen and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with a retard, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Tranny Flavia to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at XenaCon you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Flavia KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Dan, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at XenaCon. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at XenCon. See Dan, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at XenaCon!

XenaCon would be so dope. I’m going as Autolycus.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

XenaCon would be so dope. I’m going as Autolycus.

FAWK, I thought we where going as Xena and Gabrielle!

 

[Say “Cookie”]

FAWK, I thought we where going as Xena and Gabrielle!

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Fawk! Cosplay Gabrielle would be cool. I’m unworthy of being Xena. We need a good Joxer.