She sounds like a keeper
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Leave it alonester.
When tinder first became a thing it was literally just an app for fucking strangers. Bunch of fat cunts who think they deserve to be bought a meal ruined that almost entirely.
Plenty Of Fish is actually fucking hilarious. It's like a freakshow. It's 98% hideously ugly women. And the hideously ugly women around here are REEEAAALLY hideously ugly. Like whiskers and eyes pointing in opposite directions and they all take selfies at disgustingly unflattering angles because they're gross as fuck anyways and there's absolutely no churching it up.
I have tinder on my phone but I still mainly just meet women in real life. It's hard to get to actually like someone over text. A lot of girls type like fucking idiots. Like I've met up with chicks from tinder and was absolutely shocked that they weren't borderline retarded in person just based off of how they write.
I currently have some hoodrat with a boyfriend messaging me on fb messenger that she wants to fuck but feels too bad to break up with her boyfriend because he just bailed her out of jail lol. I'm most definitely going to put the nuts to her.
Plenty Of Fish is actually fucking hilarious. It's like a freakshow. It's 98% hideously ugly women. And the hideously ugly women around here are REEEAAALLY hideously ugly. Like whiskers and eyes pointing in opposite directions and they all take selfies at disgustingly unflattering angles because they're gross as fuck anyways and there's absolutely no churching it up.
I have tinder on my phone but I still mainly just meet women in real life. It's hard to get to actually like someone over text. A lot of girls type like fucking idiots. Like I've met up with chicks from tinder and was absolutely shocked that they weren't borderline retarded in person just based off of how they write.
I currently have some hoodrat with a boyfriend messaging me on fb messenger that she wants to fuck but feels too bad to break up with her boyfriend because he just bailed her out of jail lol. I'm most definitely going to put the nuts to her.
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She a nog?
White. She was in jail for mischief and won't elaborate further so I'm probably gonna get my windshield smashed or something.
I was married before dating apps became a thing, what exactly changed with them to make them shit? Aside from allowing trannies to say they are women
Women being narcissistic stink trenches with a few kids already and expecting you to raise them from the jump, pantster.
I went out with this yt bich that breastfed her son till her was over three years old and was still lactating when I took her out. They're all damaged goods.
Teehee
It's literally that it used to be for hooking up and now girls actually want to get a relationship out of it. It's also torture talking to a lot of them. Like, this is a pretty common thing:
Girl: "Hey"
ME: "Hey, what's up?"
Girl: "Not much"
Not "not much, you?" Just "not much". Where the fuck do you go from there?
Dude I miss breast milk so much. It tastes like the milk left over in a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios. You're also stealing food from a baby, which is PFG.
Trying to make conversation is BREEEWTUL abester. I'm pounding equity all day and I don't have time to pull teef getting this bitch to understand how much of a violent gay Anthony Cumia is.
I did suck them and she clearly had a fetish. I'm not going to deny a succulent yt meal. Teehee
Haha that's brutal
It really is. They will initiate the conversation and be incapable of keeping one going. I've imparted this wisdom a few times: within like 3 messages, ask them out. They will meet up with you and they'll probably be disappointed if you don't rape them in an alley.
I want to star in the breast milk movie!
Mid 4/10 women thinking they are 10/10
I banged this one mexican fat pig last year and her pussy smelled like onions and cheese. I just needed some rye bread and moosturd for her moose knuckle. You hear what I said? I said I needed some rye bread and moosturd for her moose knuckle. heh-heh-ster.
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OP- just start having right swiping on black women
I assume Mexicans' pussies always smell like that. My one ex made this bomb ass chili one time and she never made it again because I told her it made her pussy smell and taste like chili. She never had a taste or smell otherwise. I wasn't even mad, it was just noticeable so I remarked on it, like an autistic.