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Dating sites

lowend73

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Hey funsters

Back in the day, dating sites were a cheat code for a quick piece of ass. Tinder was the easiest. Plenty of Fish as well, however that was a haven for big girls. I tried Bumble, and it sucks. Besides having to pay , you have 5 and 6’s acting like 10. One time I met this chick , we are doing the usual meet for a coffee (not buying dinner on a 1st date). She then told me the last guy she dated is in prison. Talk about red flags, that pretty much was a warning to not mess with these dating sites

Used to be, you could cold approach a woman. Matter of fact, that was your only option. The dating scene if fukked, im doing escorts from now on. Is this now the only way to meet someone ?
 
Pof was easily the best from 2010 to 13. I easily hooked up with 30 women during that time.

I went to Korea and went to Tampa in late 2014 and I think tinder took over? I only hooked up with a few off of tinder. I was still using POF in Tampa but they made the site gay as shit.

in 2010 and 2011, Pof had a fucking chat feature. all you had to so was type "wow, you look good. WYD" and it was a quick lay.
 
Back in the day was talking with a gal on OkCupid, things are going pretty well, she seems like a normal person. Start chatting about grabbing some coffee or going to a bar for a drink. She instead wanted me to meet her at her burned down family home, that was still a smoldering wreck. Not exactly 'first time meetup' material. Uhhhh nah I'm good, I want my kidneys to stay inside of my body.

I wish that was my worst experience with that website.
 

HH Brother

Grand Theft Auto: Kingston
All of them are generally shit, funster. OKcupid by and large is ugly women, but there is some diamonds in the rough that you almost think are fake profiles. Hinge is for yt women to spout off their meaningless interests and pics with their much hotter friends.

It really is a shit scene right now, but just treat it as a side hobby and don't dedicate too much time to it. It became just a source of amusement when you realize how monumentally retarded women are.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
All of them are generally shit, funster. OKcupid by and large is ugly women, but there is some diamonds in the rough that you almost think are fake profiles. Hinge is for yt women to spout off their meaningless interests and pics with their much hotter friends.

It really is a shit scene right now, but just treat it as a side hobby and don't dedicate too much time to it. It became just a source of amusement when you realize how monumentally retarded women are.
Didn't you land your wife by booking a housekeeper on Angie's list?
 
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