Dans wife being a 9 is about as likely as Pat being a trained fighter

[Mc.Faggot]

Isn't she Brazilian? So it's possible if she's a mail order bride

 

[guest]

Crazy to think Patrice was only 5'9".

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Crazy to think Patrice was only 5'9".

Thats pretty tall for a 14 year old

 

[guest]

So @captain_kamala is Dan's wife?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Absolutely on the last point. I'm really a square motherfucker at the end of the day and feel that that's somehow more shameful in regards to regularly posting on here, at least in terms of people I know finding out that I do.

I have zero fear of Fat, Nana or the feds doxxing me. Professionally, I'm set. Am more concerned (embarrassed) about friends and family finding out my hobby is mocking a fat retard from Milwaukee and occasionally throwing out the F and N bombs for jokes. Not in any real world long term way. Just the social cuntiness my wife would notice and annoy me with.

I sound like Boomia.

I sort of think the annoyance level I give him is mischief if seen in a certain context. So a petty disorderly persons offense on par with pepperoni dropping, but I honestly believe his twitter allows me to protest him as fair comment even to his number. His responses prove we engage in conversation, so nobody is going to even try for that 200 dollar fine conviction. If he didn't reply every time, I may have to pay a fine and promise no contact, but not under these circumstances.

 

[guest]

Weren't you going through a nasty divorce?

Fucking nightmare of a situation but I'm getting up everyday, going to the jobsite, making fun of Pat and busting some ribs.

Sure, I'll never be up there on the reaction leaderboard, you might not hear my name on no podcast, but I'll be here everyday with everyone else scraping away to get that big pig Milwaukkee to pay what he owes.

Us little guys don't deserve to be thrown under the bus, we're just as important as the fat cats up in the special secret forum.

And I like Dan, genuinely, I'd yell you if I didn't. But I'm not gonna stand on the union Boys having their necks stepped on.

I'm heading down to O'Flanigans to have Delores pour me a cold one...

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Fucking nightmare of a situation but I'm getting up everyday, going to the jobsite, making fun of Pat and busting some ribs.

Sure, I'll never be up there on the reaction leaderboard, you might not hear my name on no podcast, but I'll be here everyday with everyone else scraping away to get that big pig Milwaukkee to pay what he owes.

Us little guys don't deserve to be thrown under the bus, we're just as important as the fat cats up in the special secret forum.

And I like Dan, genuinely, I'd yell you if I didn't. But I'm not gonna stand on the union Boys having their necks stepped on.

I'm heading down to O'Flanigans to have Delores pour me a cold one...

I remember you talking about it a while back. I'm glad you're keeping your chin up. Hopefully you get blown before the $30/night motel 6 jacuzzi

 

[Sputnik]

Who “rates” the love of their life? Do you also have enthusiastic sex with the kind of skill internet virgins would revere? Dan what I’m saying is I don’t believe any of it.