Dan's Jacuzzi

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I guarantee he’s farted in there a few times and let out some accidental doodies.

TURD?!?!

 

[Greygooser]

My mom had to take me to the doctor because my skin was all fucked up.

What a messed up way to say you’re black. Cool it with the racism, lady

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

I bet Flavia saw that for the first time and her titties jiggled as she clapped.

She definitely goes in it topless

Is she as good in the back as she is in the front?

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

I hope you all realize this is his SECOND, WORSE jacuzzi. The first, better one is on its way. The Dan man is so rich he can afford a temporary jacuzzi until the big baller one arrives.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

She jaja's to Dan's haha, Dan enters the pool, farts directly on her vagina. They laugh before cheersing another round of pee, I mean champagne. Eat it, haters.

The sound of nothing but bubbles, chuckling, and clinking glasses

 

[DMbA]

Lol I was wondering when someone would make a post about his stream. He said boomia is gonna be mod on his forums. Can't wait.
I grew up with a nicer jacuzzi than that, that's inflatable. My mom had to take me to the doctor because my skin was all fucked up. 7 sink house. None of Dan's flexing impresses me.

 

[Kurt_Love]

I hope you all realize this is his SECOND, WORSE jacuzzi. The first, better one is on its way. The Dan man is so rich he can afford a temporary jacuzzi until the big baller one arrives.

I like how he kept saying that about his yard. Like the main shit is being custom built in Italy so it won't be ready until next summer. Seems like a poor guy meets Cumia rich solution.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Dan definitely doesn't get blown before this

 

[captain_kamala]

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What a thin skinned dick

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Some shop Dan eyes into the glare

 

[Gay Faggot.]

What a thin skinned dick

What a retard you couldn’t figure that out before. Some day you’ll see the light, nigger funster.

 

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haha, he sees we're having fun and he hates that (Dan this is an r/opieandanthony reference)

 

[captain_kamala]

What a retard you couldn’t figure that out before. Some day you’ll see the light, nigger funster.

I'm still going to join his forum to talk about equity compensation and metallica

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm still going to join his forum to talk about equity compensation and metallica

I guess you have seen the light, unlike your skin, funster.

 

[captain_kamala]

I grew up filthy rich one time my family went to London the same time as a group from my school went and I was like just call the Ritz and ask for me. We had a 2 floor suite there.

So the fact that my dad, a black man, is more successful than dan is just kind of lol

 

[Guest]

I grew up filthy rich one time my family went to London the same time as a group from my school went and I was like just call the Ritz and ask for me. We had a 2 floor suite there.

So the fact that my dad, a black man, is more successful than dan is just kind of lol

Ultra millionaires often let their children live in cockroach infested hovels with no inflatable jacuzzis. Story sounds real to me!

 

[captain_kamala]

Ultra millionaires often let their children live in cockroach infested hovels with no inflatable jacuzzis. Story sounds real to me!

I don't get any help from my parents. They are raising my kids, that's enough.

 

[captain_kamala]

Also on that trip I finessed my dad into buying me a Louis Vuitton keepall and Prada alligator shoes while my friends were looking at gay buildings

 

[DMbA]

Also on that trip I finessed my dad into buying me a Louis Vuitton keepall and Prada alligator shoes while my friends were looking at gay buildings

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Also on that trip I finessed my dad into buying me a Louis Vuitton keepall and Prada alligator shoes while my friends were looking at gay buildings

The level of insanity throughout your posts is staggering. It’s truly shocking paying for Super Smash Bros for your kids didn’t work out well for Dan.