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Dan's guest on NPS yesterday (Lori Janeski) is an exceptional sperg

TorquieTwoBeers

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I forgot about the Lori mini saga, had to google her. I don't think her allegedly stolen book cover had a special boy badge from Amazon sales before Patrick weighed in (fat). Nice job, Rick.
Pat's best-selling book on the Kindle store is The Ark. It's ranked 514,462. His worst-selling book is Starship Pedo, ranked 1,015,549. And that's with the backing of Tor Books and his agent Russell Galen.

Lori's book The Phoenix is ranked 189,869. She's destroying him in sales despite her publisher being Tuscany Bay Books, who are so rinky-dink that they're legitimately advertising Lori's appearance on NPS on their Twitter (https://twitter.com/TuscanyBayBooks/status/1773732524608397810). He's finished in this business.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Pat's best-selling book on the Kindle store is The Ark. It's ranked 514,462. His worst-selling book is Starship Pedo, ranked 1,015,549. And that's with the backing of Tor Books and his agent Russell Galen.

Lori's book The Phoenix is ranked 189,869. She's destroying him in sales despite her publisher being Tuscany Bay Books, who are so rinky-dink that they're legitimately advertising Lori's appearance on NPS on their Twitter (https://twitter.com/TuscanyBayBooks/status/1773732524608397810). He's finished in this business.
Hey, NPS is going places. I saw Geno Bisconte praising it the other day. Geno also liked one of Bert's Pat tweets recently so it could just be he's got nowhere else to go though.
 
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