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Danny replying to 10-year-old YouTube comments
- Thread starter LadyNyuh
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No, child, he wasn't. And yes, child, it was.
Always good to correcT the record. What could go wrong?
Danny's life was so awesome that he had to be locked up and drugged so he wouldn't kill himself. We also all saw him begging to "jam" with random people but no, no, he's not lonely and friendless.
He REALLY likes that "senior producer" title, which is hilarious because it was completely fabricated by the dopey show to placate him for doing bitch intern work as a grown man.
They had like 5 "senior producers" at the same time. The fact that he goes around telling people this means that kind of corporate horseshit actually works on people's ego.
They had like 5 "senior producers" at the same time. The fact that he goes around telling people this means that kind of corporate horseshit actually works on people's ego.
And he calls himself "Legendary Danny Ross"
That alone is enough to hate him, but he makes it worse by acting like he's tough despite how he won't give out his address.
That alone is enough to hate him, but he makes it worse by acting like he's tough despite how he won't give out his address.
He likes to play the "I'm famous" card ironically but he's deadly serious. He has that ghetto mental midget mentality of "haters make me famous" and his mood swings prevent him from his goal of blending into the top comments with his silly quips.
The DMAN has been slapping around Danny on the page for a long stretch here, so he'd better lay off before Stupid Danny rage quits again for his mental health break, The DMAN has no ill will towards you Stupid Little Danny. You're just a silly little man who acts ridiculous, like a jewish leprechaun. And you know that. You're a little goblin monster man. You're Danny Ross. This is The DMAN. What are you gonna do?
This page appreciates you DMAN, your treatment of that Bald Brown Toothed Midget is the only thing that makes him tolerable. His life is sad and pathetic, and you really do a great job of highlighting that.
DANNY HAD TO TURN OFF HIS DMS BECAUSE HE WAS FLOODED WITH MESSAGES ALL DAY BEGGING FOR SHOW INFO AND TO TALK TO THE LEGENDARY DANIEL J ROSS!
DMAN=PUSSY LOSER SUPER FAN BOY THAT THINKS HE WAS PART OF THE SHOW WHEN ONLY DANNY ACTUALLY WAS! HES A LONELY LOSER PRETENDING TO HAVE INSIDE INFORMATION!
There's no need to be hurtful, Mr. Ross.
#ROSS DYNASTY /ROSS OUT
Impossible. Danny says he hasn't cared about the show since 2012.
One of Danny's recent justifications for keep coming back here and correcTing the record despite apparently "not caring" is that he gets to, and I quote "write my own history". What a fag.
"While Ant is in the middle of a BRILLIANT rant"
What was this brilliant rant, you ask? Anthony was reciting quotes from the 1990 film "Goodfellas."
The amount of ball-washing Jimmy would do is fffffffuuuucccckkkkkkkkkinnnnnnggggggg eeeennnnrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggingggg
What was this brilliant rant, you ask? Anthony was reciting quotes from the 1990 film "Goodfellas."
The amount of ball-washing Jimmy would do is fffffffuuuucccckkkkkkkkkinnnnnnggggggg eeeennnnrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggingggg
Danny wants to be famous so bad it’s extremely depressing. First of all, nobody goes into any aspect of show business with the intent of not being famous at some level. Sure, 99% don’t make it, but nobody follows a career path in radio in the hopes that they’ll one day be a station manager. Get real.
Second, as much as he wants to fight it, his behavior while on the show absolutely screams he wants to be famous. Literally befriending one of the hosts until he couldn’t get anything else out of him, belittling the unpopular host behind his back, shit-talking all his coworkers…. Hilariously, Danny really wanted to follow the Sam Roberts career path of backstabbing his way to the top, unfortunately Sam is more willing to eat shit and, yknow, actually work hard to get there.
Finally, and the most obvious piece of evidence, is his still hanging around here, responding to YouTube comments, etc. years and years after the fact. Remember: when he first showed up on Reddit, it wasn’t to pop in for a few minutes and have a laugh at how crazy we are, it was to try to drum up interest in his podcast. Again, the spotlight is on him, here’s THE Danny Ross, here to mix it up with his loving fans and make some money off of us and most importantly make his podcast popular and make him a star in the process.
And now after years of being brutally roasted by the same 20 people for years, he still can’t just leave because this is the closest thing to fame he’s ever going to see and he knows it, that’s why he flies off the handle like clockwork.
tl;dr: kike.
Second, as much as he wants to fight it, his behavior while on the show absolutely screams he wants to be famous. Literally befriending one of the hosts until he couldn’t get anything else out of him, belittling the unpopular host behind his back, shit-talking all his coworkers…. Hilariously, Danny really wanted to follow the Sam Roberts career path of backstabbing his way to the top, unfortunately Sam is more willing to eat shit and, yknow, actually work hard to get there.
Finally, and the most obvious piece of evidence, is his still hanging around here, responding to YouTube comments, etc. years and years after the fact. Remember: when he first showed up on Reddit, it wasn’t to pop in for a few minutes and have a laugh at how crazy we are, it was to try to drum up interest in his podcast. Again, the spotlight is on him, here’s THE Danny Ross, here to mix it up with his loving fans and make some money off of us and most importantly make his podcast popular and make him a star in the process.
And now after years of being brutally roasted by the same 20 people for years, he still can’t just leave because this is the closest thing to fame he’s ever going to see and he knows it, that’s why he flies off the handle like clockwork.
tl;dr: kike.
It’s why I have to double-tap the screen whenever he pipes up with one of his killer lines.
Shut up and man the computer, stupid.