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Disregard all that, Steve's Chick says that, because my blood type is AB, I should eat walnuts, but abstain from pistachios.
If pistachios are found in my food, I should rage at the nearest college student or employee and throw shards of glass at them. I'm trying to lose weight, sssssscumbags! Don't they understand! Even tough it's been 15 years and I haven't lost a single pound, I'm still doggedly going to stick to this refusal to eat pistachios, a regimen prescribed to me by a random tattoo artist from New Jersey with no medical training, whose husband took a long walk off a rope-maker's pier!
If pistachios are found in my food, I should rage at the nearest college student or employee and throw shards of glass at them. I'm trying to lose weight, sssssscumbags! Don't they understand! Even tough it's been 15 years and I haven't lost a single pound, I'm still doggedly going to stick to this refusal to eat pistachios, a regimen prescribed to me by a random tattoo artist from New Jersey with no medical training, whose husband took a long walk off a rope-maker's pier!