You’re just a nobody. At least you got to fuck the count I guess. Ta da!
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Danny, do you have any cool stories from the Uninformed Era?
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IWatchTV
Danny, did anyone on the staff smoke weed? Listening to old shows it gets brought up from time to time and everyone either seems to say they haven’t done it in a decade or was just like nahhh was never interested. I’ll admit I find it hard to believes that Ant never took a puff while he was drunk off his gourd at one of his parties.
Please stop.
Stinky AKA Awesome Garrett definitely did. He got high with Seth Rogen one of the times he was in if memory serves.
We heard you!
BenDovid
Just Mars and I. There was one summer where Anthony smoked, but that was it. Did he say he never smoked or something?
He said you smoked his pole, heebster.
BenDovid
I don't think it does, Rogen was big after WNEW and before he started working with Anthony again.
IWatchTV
He talked about his past use a bunch but I can’t recall anyone besides maybe Mars mentioning they smoked weed during their time on satellite. Opie would always just be like “ FAWWWWK I gotta start smoking the pot again.”
BenDovid
"The Girl In The Closet" was a big time smoker. She was BFFS with my chick at the time, and so the four of us would sit around and smoke. He dropped off. I still smoke on the daily.
Edit - Can you guys stop giving me Car Crash emojis? They make me really sad and hurt my feelings.
No
We know, heebster. You’ve complained already they shred your womanly ego.
BenDovid
I love how you look at all my posts and are like, CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH. A whole line of 'em just from you. You showed me!
Yeah, but fuck him anyway.
Uh oh, I hope you don’t get fired from your sick high paying gig as a bus boy in a mediocre restaurant. Dan smokes cigarette butts out of public ashtrays.
Nice storage unit filled with unsold Raspberry Pis in unlicensed Nintendo 3D-printed cases, stupid.