It really is peculiar. With
, he seems to shapeshift every five years into a totally different person and non-European ethnicity.Dan, on the other hand, appears drastically different in every photo, even those taken in the same time frame
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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, he seems to shapeshift every five years into a totally different person and non-European ethnicity.Dan, on the other hand, appears drastically different in every photo, even those taken in the same time frame
It must be with my signed Abe photo.
I have never said a bad word about Dan, where the fuck is my invite!
Now my heart is as badly crippled as my legs are.
Now my heart is as badly crippled as my legs are.
Patience is a virtue, cripplester.
Until then, I'm looking into getting you a new chair.
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You got any other tips, bossman?
Im trying to learn the craft but can’t look like a johnny come lately in front of the real pros
like yourself
Did he apologize for every thing he did funny in his past or did he just decide to make music and move on without groveling like a faggot?
I think he just said i quit one day and hasn't even really commented on his past youtube content since then, which is a smart move on his part.
Anyone he associated with turned out to be massive faggots though, Ethan Klein & iddubz for example.
His music stinks.
Maxmoefo and the other guy seem alright.
Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but a few things that will help a beginner:
- Your first time or two, consider drinking a soda with it, unless you're a current ciggie smoker. The nicotine sometimes fucks people up and the sugar in a soda seems to keep beginners from getting sick. Dr. Pepper & Root Beer go oddly well with cigars and are usually the top non-alcohol picks.
- When you cut the cigar, don't take too much off. You just want to snip the cap off. A lot of beginners cut a straight line and that is a mark of a noob. It also causes the cigar to overheat which will make it bitter.
- Take a few puffs, enjoy and then chill. It's not like a cigarette where you're smoking it constantly until it burns out. It'll stay lit for probably 2 mins or so in between each puff. This will both keep you from getting sick and keep the cigar from overheating and building up a tar flavor.
- Make sure to rotate it when you light it. If you just light it like a cigarette, it'll burn unevenly and get all fucked up. (You'll actually notice Dan's is fucked up in this manner--the one half of the ash is burned down and the other half isn't burning at close to the same rate.)
- Don't buy any cigar above 10 bucks until you've smoked a fair amount. There are great premium handmade cigars under that price point.
- Remember to have fun!!!
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Yeah, he seems like a good guy, Aussies are chill in general.
I like the music he made as Pink Guy way more than the shit he's pumping out now, this unironically slaps, child.
His new stuff isn't terrible just not my kind of music. I do enjoy the Pink Guy album though.
Can't wait for the wedding night leaks, Brotherster.
Just a cool ass dude smoking a bat. Cool people call them bats
And that pussy ass white comedian was sucking on those white pussy business men's dicks to get that special right?
that was a great concept, poorly executed