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In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero…Explain to your chick where the “fivesinkclub” comes from without sounding like a complete tard.
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In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero…Explain to your chick where the “fivesinkclub” comes from without sounding like a complete tard.
The merch is all about pretending that he had a sense of humor about himself. He's just five feet of shit. No wonder that even his own dog dislikes Dan.
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I'm sure using images of Pat and his cunt wife on your merchandise isn't grounds for a lawsuit, you fucking fat tard.
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Who the fuck is going to represent this retard?How realistic is a Patrick lawsuit over using his and Nikki's likeness?
A wine lawyer?Who the fuck is going to represent this retard?
You don't get the trophy without playing in the game, son.Why do we have to be patreon members to buy merch? I'd love a DWO mug!
i heard that he was indeed bullied for having a giant penis, his girlfriends even more so than him, being perceived as size queens.Dan has always given me the biggest "I was horribly bullied in school and am desperately trying to make up for it as an adult" vibes imaginable.
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