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🚨 DAN "QUASI'S DADDY" MULLEN IS LIVE! 🚨

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I wonder if more than 2 brotherman can be on a call at once? Could be fun. I'm about to head out for a 2 beer buzz and some asshole head, so no more testing tonight, but I might try to get a "Brotherman sex line" going tomorrow.
We just need to open our own show. The SECOND BETTER NPS. Dan banned me from his chat for critiquing his stupid wrestling memory lane stream.
 

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Come on. Let's not stretch the truth. Most of it wasn't wrestling, it was 40-year-old out-of-context promos from between matches.
I really like how it was phrased a tribute to Terry Funk but I had no idea what the fuck I was being shown. Funster.
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

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For two seconds. But he fucked up accepting my call and CHH called in so he went β€œUhhh nope nope Nanaphones not working uhhh want it to work but its not so yeah.” and then he quickly moved on to shitty wrestling clips.
Puberty blockers are messing with your head if you think big dick Dan’s got time to take your call tonight

β€œUh.. h-hi uhh, yeah, hi, uhhh” WRONG!!!!

This is a celebration, a hang, no time for your tranny nonsense Suester

Now go home and run your fuckin faucet
 

DMbA

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He disconnected both attempts I called in last time and then angrily ended the show early. View attachment 147451
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Holy shit what kind of bootleg system are you using
 

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Puberty blockers are messing with your head if you think big dick Dan’s got time to take your call tonight

β€œUh.. h-hi uhh, yeah, hi, uhhh” WRONG!!!!

This is a celebration, a hang, no time for your tranny nonsense Suester

Now go home and run your fuckin faucet
IF THE DANSTER wants real entertainment he should just take calls from anyone period. Remember when callers bombed on O&A how funny it was. Except Dans too big a retard to play off of that and make it funny. Just β€œHmmm ok. Ok yeah. Yeah lets try to get this working ok hmmmm.” no charisma downie. Nigga gotta be on the slow side! If so god be with him. No BS.
 
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