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Dan just dropped a rap track

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I’m going to state I don’t know Dan personally, i don’t know this man I don’t know who he is or what he does. But he seems like a real weirdo for importing a wife who acts like a toy for him. Doesn’t even speak the language. Just a pudgy businessmen and his foreign wife, going to Milwaukee to deliver voodoo dolls and walk in front of a strangers mans house. Nothing weird here.


Funster.
 

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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He’s no this guy


Then again, no rapper in history can hold a torch to this guy.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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Dan Mullen unironically got "swag" ...
There is a type of undeniable confidence he exudes that comes from two decades of eating shit on the phones doing cold sales calls mixed with alcohol dependency.

We also saw how he held court in Hooligan's and ARIA... chatting everyone up like the salesman he is.
 
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