Dan had to be escorted out of court by a bailiff?

[chewtoyrapist]

He might file another restraining order against you when he finds out so keep your fawkin' head on a swivel, brothaman.

I'm sure certain tweets would come in to play ("it was for his protection because I would have seriously injured or killed him", etc.), so I'm not worried. He'll also have to actually serve me this time if he wants a round two, so have fun Pat.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Full blown coward

His father was a full-figured blowing clown, so the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

(rreeally stretching for this one but I don't care)

 

[Harry's Enticer]

I'm sure certain tweets would come in to play ("it was for his protection because I would have seriously injured or killed him", etc.), so I'm not worried. He'll also have to actually serve me this time if he wants a round two, so have fun Pat.

The thing is you didn't interact with him. Didn't speak to him or touch him. You just went to a public space which you are allowed to do.

If there was a restraining order you would have to maintain a distance, but there is no order

 

[guest]

I wouldn't want anyone witnessing me crying uncle on my 5 year crusade either (assuming he follows through and this wasn't just another retarded and expensive stall tactic).

I have to say I'm glad he didn't seem to notice me or avoided looking at me because as nervous as I was, I almost let out a "hey, dude" when I saw him and probably had a bit of a smile. He probably would have eaten half my face like a berserker chimp before anyone could even react.

Tyfys I just wish somebody brought in something that made pig noises.

 

[guest]

Tbh I missed the juicy spergout because I was hiding and pissing myself, so I wouldn't have anything good to add. Maybe he can get the kiwi who attended.

 

[guest]

That’s hilarious that you almost said sup to the pigman. @chewtoycock deserves to be blown before and aft….. forget it. Well done though brotherman

 

[chewtoyrapist]

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I won't slander the kiwi, he was in better shape than either of us and probably has an alright piece.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I'm back, and better than ever. I've been away for a looong looong looong loong time... but I'm BACK!

does this mean boq won?

 

[guest]

I won't slander the kiwi, he was in better shape than either of us and probably has an alright piece.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I won't slander the kiwi, he was in better shape than either of us and probably has an alright piece.

BDK?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

does this mean boq won?

Yes. He has defeated me with his child fuck advocacy and filthy apartment, religion and supreme intellect.

 

[Stent]

It's the Ozone Mullen sighting of the day!

 

[guest]

If you don't know the back story and context, carrying those Mew dolls around in public makes Dan look completely unhinged. Hell, even if you do know, it still does. Love his commitment though.

 

[RobertMewler]

Mews - got a pringles coffin and a new Elmer Dudd/Uncle Fester Molester for the current season?

I've been debating what my next Pat-related crafts project will be so thanks for this. Now to find yarn that already reeks of clothes mildew and armpit hair to capture Elmer Dudd's essence.

 

[guest]

I've been debating what my next Pat-related crafts project will be so thanks for this. Now to find yarn that already reeks of clothes mildew and armpit hair to capture Elmer Dudd's essence.

What about a Dan doll?

 

[RobertMewler]

What about a Dan doll?

It's already been done.

 

[guest]

It's already been done.

Too normal looking

 

[Harry's Enticer]

It's already been done.

Eyes aren't downsy enough

 

[asdf]

 

[Harry's Enticer]

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Much better

@RobertMewler I suggest printing out Dan eyes and gluing them on for photorealism