damn even big katie from posts by ghost found a man

[captain_kamala]

things are not looking good for me

https://www.theknot.com/us/katie-marach-and-joe-fox-nov-2023

jen couldn't find anything nicer to say than the color of her dress lmao

"she's got a heart as big as her butt". well GOD DAMN

 

[FurBurger]

...and get caught cheating on me with the cat the minute I leave the room.

I have this horrible feeling that this is literally true; that she's smearing tinned tuna on her woofer and having the cat lick it off.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Bam only making fun of wypipo

 

[guest]

Ew.

 

[captain_kamala]

Bam only making fun of wypipo

i make fun of okgjhebeebje all the time
get niki to hire a minority and i'll make fun of them too

 

[LongIslandchomper]

things are not looking good for me

Horrendous, but still a hundred times more eloquent than Patrick's "yeah I was going to dump a load in her and bail, but I couldn't get rid of her and now she's my wife".

 

[Stent]

I wish them all the best for whatever time she has left.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

woah that is a big ol woman

 

[guest]

None of your imaginary gang stalkers are suitable gentleman callers?

 

[Lenny's Comic Footster]

Holy shit her arm is bigger than his thigh and he's a fat fuck. What a gargantuan mess

 

[guest]

How big is she for American standards?

 

[guest]

things are not looking good for me
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jen couldn't find anything nicer to say than the color of her dress lmao

"she's got a heart as big as her butt". well GOD DAMN

Not even humpback whales have hearts as big as her butt.

 

[Stent]

How big is she for American standards?

You have to take into account she is in Wisconsin. She's about average.

 

[Lenny's Comic Footster]

How big is she for American standards?

We need to ask Dan, if he wouldn't fuck it, then she's too fat

 

[SpaceEdge]

Would you fuck her for half a peetzer

 

[guest]

How big is she for American standards?

Petite

 

[guest]

It's nice when ugly fat people can find love. This warms the cockles of my heart.

 

[SpaceEdge]

There's a picture of this lady doing the "glass box of emotion" thing off anchorman and she's inside a giant fat aquarium

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I bet she ate the bouquet after that picture was taken.

 

[guest]

Bam only making fun of wypipo

Looks like someone just earned themselves a podcast mention.