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Daily reminder that Jimmy was considering moving to Sweden to be with this she-beast

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GOD DAMN RICH CUNT said:
She was a MAN.
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Rob Jacobs said:
Imagine Jim's uncooked thanksgiving turkey body spread out on a bed doggy, whilst a lumbering Scandinavian man in a g string applies numbing cream to his 9" uncut cock.

Imagine Jim's sweaty flushed face beeming with esctasy whilst the viking is taking out his inner frustrations on Jim's sopping battered anus.

Imagine Jim groaning in agony the next morning when he blows chunks of meat, shit and blood into his toilet.
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LingerLonger said:
The Viking couldn't get into the US because he is on an HIV positive no admittance list. Canada does not have that list hence Norton flying the Viking Prince into Canada that one time and freaking out when his prostitute went on a date with another dude behind Norton's back. This was also why Norton was taking the HIV medication Prep (and loudly announcing it on Rogan).

Adam Carolla mentioned that Norton was dating a tranny on his show. Others have mentioned it in a serious and non joking way as well.

Prostitute that Norton paid for an exclusive relationship with but the dude started seeing other men (on Norton's dime even). Hence Norton melting down and having a full blown freakout.
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anyone have those clips ?
 
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satanssockpuppet said:
It was kind of sad how none of his comedy "pals" had balls enough to say "hey, Jim, you're "dating" a tranny prostitute, you dolt. You're not marrying that thing"...but no one did.
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On a recent ykwd, Colin and Bobby mention something about Jim just shutting all his friends out for no reason lol. I'll timestamp it later but I wonder if it coincides with this
 
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1950'sSpaceProgram said:
Here's at least one of them, it came up a lot in a bunch of different shows around that time.

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... I just got around to listening to that and even though it's not the first time for me hearing that exchange, I find myself feeling a deep seated hatred for Norton this time around that I don't think was fully there before. Kinda felt some pity/embarrassment for him at the time which just goes to show how much of a fucking schmuck i was.
 
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Rob Jacobs said:
Imagine Jim's uncooked thanksgiving turkey body spread out on a bed doggy, whilst a lumbering Scandinavian man in a g string applies numbing cream to his 9" uncut cock.

Imagine Jim's sweaty flushed face beeming with esctasy whilst the viking is taking out his inner frustrations on Jim's sopping battered anus.

Imagine Jim groaning in agony the next morning when he blows chunks of meat, shit and blood into his toilet.
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