Dabbleverse: The Rekietas & the Imholte Sagas!

[despacito69]

But they're only so mad because they act like literally nobody, anywhere, in this entire country, has a job and a family anymore

If you're a person like Josh Moon then yes, those ARE impossible for you to have. What really makes most people envious though is he had a trust fund and very profitable e-celeb career.

Kayla isn't really attractive so I'm not interested in her nudes...

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What, you're not attracted to horror movie monsters?!?!?!? She's too zonked out on Ket to bite, I promise! Just no blowjobs, I heard she eats peckahs like horses eat carrots.

 

[johnnynoname]

this nigga Melton is about to get pig roasted

it's slowly going to be set into motion, and his downfall is going to be kino af because that nigga is the legit rage pig

 

[Fat little piggy]

I'm not surprised the fellas are turned off by the very gay "dabbleverse" considering it's the creation of the blandest variant of leftover shock jock shit (stuttering john, shuli, karla etc), but steeltoe has been a great trainwreck to watch. He reminds me a lot of Pat Tomlinson:

- sub-mediocre midwestener who believes he's God's gift to humanity
- never loses / everything is a win
- literal cuck
- excruciatingly awkward body language at all times
- punchable toddler head
- naturally effeminate while masquerading as manly badass
- doesn't give a shit about his children / basically ruined their lives attempting to be famous online but became a lolcow instead
- refuses to change any of the above in spite of endless L's
etc.

So many parallels, there's something in the water in that region.

You forgot shooting himself in the foot by sending the nudes live on air trying to impress Geno Bisconte only for it to back fire when the people who he had been disparaging for months called law enforcement. And in true Patrick fashion he dropped his phone in a lake the day the arrest warrent was announced. Just another win for the Toe

 

[Fat little piggy]

this nigga Melton is about to get pig roasted

it's slowly going to be set into motion, and his downfall is going to be kino af because that nigga is the legit rage pig

Can you fill me in on this. I only know Melton thru the Steel Toe shit which I find entertaining but I keep hearing there's some shit about him floating around. I will give him credit because he asked what O and A were up to so I sent him some shit and he played the Harry Hater video on his show. Left him speechless. He also went pretty hard on Nana and Erock about how shitty compound was.

 

[johnnynoname]

Can you fill me in on this. I only know Melton thru the Steel Toe shit which I find entertaining but I keep hearing there's some shit about him floating around. I will give him credit because he asked what O and A were up to so I sent him some shit and he played the Harry Hater video on his show. Left him speechless. He also went pretty hard on Nana and Erock about how shitty compound was.

so Melton started in on Steel toe accidentally because of a feud he started covering Chad Zumock.

during this time that Melton was covering chad, chad was having his initial beef with STMS.

That particular feud started because chad, and this is off the top of my head, said that everyone who was trying to grab onto the Stuttering John train was biting off of WATP, or ROTC (one of those two...i forgot). That "everyone" included Steel Toe (who had started covering john as well). Chad said this on Misery Loves Company (i think)

Aaron heard this, and took umbrage with it So, he wanted to beef with chad which lead to the infamous "don't ever quit making fun of chad" quote from april (Spoiler- chad buried STMS, and April cried like a bitch)

Now while Melton was covering chad, he saw the utter cringe that was STMS (the coverage of chad that melton was alogging included chad's opening salvo against STMS)

It was this time last year, melton started really heavily covering them. The "Steel Toe Shoebox" series on the NLO channel can be more around the official start of Melton's Alogging of STMS, and I want to say that was around July 2023ish

melton couldn't care less about Aaron personally.
His alogging of aaron doesn't come from a personal place, nor should this be considered any sort of "bloodfued"

..he just cares that he finally has eyes on his show for once......before he hitched his wagon onto the dabbleverse (which steel toe ARE in) nobody watched his show


Much to his protest- melton IS in the dabblverse (as much as he doesn't want to admit it because the Dabbleverse is for boomers, and "edge niggas" like melton hate to admit that their new found fame is because of 45 year old women, and rando boomers).


Also, Melton is a fake nerd who adopted his current look because he a fat white guy with glasses but decided that he should sexy himself up by larping as a "internet neckbeard" (as weird as that sounds).

He was too lazy to lose weight, or work on his act so he just bought flat brim hats, and grew whatever that is on his face, and TADA he became "a nerd".

...... and he's not even a "nerd" of any sorts...his tech skills are AIDS, and he's just a lazy white guy who smokes pot

He's so lazy that he didn't even overeat himself to obesity; he was just born fat

He has zero clue what even the smallest shitposter he can do which is INSANE given how long he's been on the internet

His recent bump came from riding the wave of the dabbleverse (which you are apart of, patrick), and the adoration of 45 year old women who think he's edgy because he makes confetti come on the screen when you give a superchat, and un-apologetically makes cp jokes

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

so Melton started in on Steel toe accidentally because of a feud he started covering Chad Zumock.

during this time that Melton was covering chad, chad was having his initial beef with STMS.

That particular feud started because chad, and this is off the top of my head, said that everyone who was trying to grab onto the Stuttering John train was biting off of WATP, or ROTC (one of those two...i forgot). That "everyone" included Steel Toe (who had started covering john as well). Chad said this on Misery Loves Company (i think)

Aaron heard this, and took umbrage with it So, he wanted to beef with chad which lead to the infamous "don't ever quit making fun of chad" quote from april (Spoiler- chad buried STMS, and April cried like a bitch)

Now while Melton was covering chad, he saw the utter cringe that was STMS (the coverage of chad that melton was alogging included chad's opening salvo against STMS)

It was this time last year, melton started really heavily covering them. The "Steel Toe Shoebox" series on the NLO channel can be more around the official start of Melton's Alogging of STMS, and I want to say that was around July 2023ish

melton couldn't care less about Aaron personally.
His alogging of aaron doesn't come from a personal place, nor should this be considered any sort of "bloodfued"

..he just cares that he finally has eyes on his show for once......before he hitched his wagon onto the dabbleverse (which steel toe ARE in) nobody watched his show


Much to his protest- melton IS in the dabblverse (as much as he doesn't want to admit it because the Dabbleverse is for boomers, and "edge niggas" like melton hate to admit that their new found fame is because of 45 year old women, and rando boomers).


Also, Melton is a fake nerd who adopted his current look because he a fat white guy with glasses but decided that he should sexy himself up by larping as a "internet neckbeard" (as weird as that sounds).

He was too lazy to lose weight, or work on his act so he just bought flat brim hats, and grew whatever that is on his face, and TADA he became "a nerd".

...... and he's not even a "nerd" of any sorts...his tech skills are AIDS, and he's just a lazy white guy who smokes pot

He's so lazy that he didn't even overeat himself to obesity; he was just born fat

He has zero clue what even the smallest shitposter he can do which is INSANE given how long he's been on the internet

His recent bump came from riding the wave of the dabbleverse (which you are apart of, patrick), and the adoration of 45 year old women who think he's edgy because he makes confetti come on the screen when you give a superchat, and un-apologetically makes cp jokes

Thanks for your service brothaman.

 

[Fat little piggy]

so Melton started in on Steel toe accidentally because of a feud he started covering Chad Zumock.

during this time that Melton was covering chad, chad was having his initial beef with STMS.

That particular feud started because chad, and this is off the top of my head, said that everyone who was trying to grab onto the Stuttering John train was biting off of WATP, or ROTC (one of those two...i forgot). That "everyone" included Steel Toe (who had started covering john as well). Chad said this on Misery Loves Company (i think)

Aaron heard this, and took umbrage with it So, he wanted to beef with chad which lead to the infamous "don't ever quit making fun of chad" quote from april (Spoiler- chad buried STMS, and April cried like a bitch)

Now while Melton was covering chad, he saw the utter cringe that was STMS (the coverage of chad that melton was alogging included chad's opening salvo against STMS)

It was this time last year, melton started really heavily covering them. The "Steel Toe Shoebox" series on the NLO channel can be more around the official start of Melton's Alogging of STMS, and I want to say that was around July 2023ish

melton couldn't care less about Aaron personally.
His alogging of aaron doesn't come from a personal place, nor should this be considered any sort of "bloodfued"

..he just cares that he finally has eyes on his show for once......before he hitched his wagon onto the dabbleverse (which steel toe ARE in) nobody watched his show


Much to his protest- melton IS in the dabblverse (as much as he doesn't want to admit it because the Dabbleverse is for boomers, and "edge niggas" like melton hate to admit that their new found fame is because of 45 year old women, and rando boomers).


Also, Melton is a fake nerd who adopted his current look because he a fat white guy with glasses but decided that he should sexy himself up by larping as a "internet neckbeard" (as weird as that sounds).

He was too lazy to lose weight, or work on his act so he just bought flat brim hats, and grew whatever that is on his face, and TADA he became "a nerd".

...... and he's not even a "nerd" of any sorts...his tech skills are AIDS, and he's just a lazy white guy who smokes pot

He's so lazy that he didn't even overeat himself to obesity; he was just born fat

He has zero clue what even the smallest shitposter he can do which is INSANE given how long he's been on the internet

His recent bump came from riding the wave of the dabbleverse (which you are apart of, patrick), and the adoration of 45 year old women who think he's edgy because he makes confetti come on the screen when you give a superchat, and un-apologetically makes cp jokes

Yeah I found him when he started covering the Chad/Steel Toe feud and found his breakdown of the show funny. It was also funny when he started driving Chad insane to the point that Chad would just quit his stream when he found out he was watching. Also watching how he went from helping Kevin Brennan to unintentionally starting the Brennan/Levy feud to how he gets Kevin so fucking crazy has been funny.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Everyone immediately hates Chad out of basic human instincts & he deflects like he's the one "keeping it real" by not being friends with them. Apparently when Chad met Fat Pat in real life, he introduced himself while blackout drunk & then reintroduced himself again the next morning because he had no memory of the first. He also destroyed a towel rack trying to hold himself up on it.

He has no credibility because he lies about everything but I've come to appreciate his presence as a punching bag.

Melton is a fat disgusting slab of dough but he dissects steeltoe better than anyone else. It might be cause they're both gay men.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]