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The worst guest on Norm Macdonald Live.
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I drink a lot and I've somehow managed to not get a big, fat, red, alcoholic head and I fear that it's in the cards if I don't quit while I'm ahead.
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You worked with retards huh? Got any hilarious stories? Did you ever cock back like you were gonna hit them when no one else was looking? Fuck do I hate retards.
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Nothing really funny. And only one of them (The Swardson looking one) was developmentally disabled. The rest were just older guys with either physical problems or just some form of mental disorder.
There’s an older guy who I really liked who I watched be put in hospice and die shortly after. That was really sad. He loved old westerns so I’d bring him in a few modern ones like the True Grit remake and that was fun to watch with him.
Sorry for the gay post, everyone
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Ffaawwwkkkk. WetBlanket Is right. Just make one up for us. Jeez. Is it so hard? Did one of the retards ever nut on your leggggg??
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This guy used to be skinny. Boozing is a mf
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Many times. Then they would come out with their shoes on their hands and tussle the female staff’s breasts while standing in the hallway shitting on the floor like farm animals
It was a beautiful time
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess he doesn’t have the best diet, either
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You somehow manage to alternate between being my favorite and least favorite poster.
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I only know him from his appearance on Norm's pod show.....NAHT FUNNY
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I can actually recognize him in the OP at least, he just looks like a random fat guy here:
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You have to really drink like Jim Norton did at 17
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He has some alcohol bloat and evidence of Tomlinsons in the face but not altogether terrible for 47.
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He's 47? Fucking hell. I remember when he was the young new guy of the sandler crew. How old's sandler now?
Wow, 57, so he was never that much younger. The more you know.
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"You ever drink so much your arms wither and you're left with a giant, pink microwave head? This guy knows what I'm talking about" *points to Patrick Tomlinson*
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Im assuming he is a booze bag with all that bloat in his face. His proportions are all fucked up.
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This is always what that dude was gonna look like at 50. He’s not a good comedian but I do think he’s a very good comedic actor.