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not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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do keep us updated, could it be an illness or accident?

last time we were talking i was looking for info on a pedo, he had been sick that week but was excited to help me, he located the dudes real fb in under an hour and sent me a dossier

his last words were “i dont even feel sick lmao”

he was a drinker, and a partier, i think he may have taken too much of something and just was too tired to wake up

his obituary is vague, which usually means OD
 

chocolatehellhole

In A Relationship
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last time we were talking i was looking for info on a pedo
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gassers

CakeHorn/Say "Cookie"/BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 Alt
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last time we were talking i was looking for info on a pedo, he had been sick that week but was excited to help me, he located the dudes real fb in under an hour and sent me a dossier

his last words were “i dont even feel sick lmao”

he was a drinker, and a partier, i think he may have taken too much of something and just was too tired to wake up

his obituary is vague, which usually means OD
fuckin hell, Life is such a delicate thing, we all take for granted.

Why all the good ones leave us? this world sucks.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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It's a major bummer that he has a daughter. And all she has is stupid Carlos to make sure that she's "good for life." I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Carlos can't really live up to that kind of promise.

"Ju left me all alone, ese. This eesn't fair, vato."

Yeah, it's all about you, Carlos. I'm sure he'd prefer to be alive but I'm sorry he went and died and totally fucked YOU over.

Carlos is an idiot. A Mexican idiot.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Carlos can't really live up to that kind of promise..
Took the words out of my mouth. Judging by the upbringing he described living, im guessing Carlos and CP grew up together and the only thing Carlos can realistically promise her is a half decent connect on blow and the ability to buy her alcohol before she turns 21.

Poodle was a great brothaman and had hilarious stories for days. Some of them damn near bordered Tucker Max territory, except I actually believed Poodsters tales. He was also one of the only other brothamen that admitted to bangin the darkie broads too. Im all alone now :/
 

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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It's a major bummer that he has a daughter. And all she has is stupid Carlos to make sure that she's "good for life." I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Carlos can't really live up to that kind of promise.

"Ju left me all alone, ese. This eesn't fair, vato."

Yeah, it's all about you, Carlos. I'm sure he'd prefer to be alive but I'm sorry he went and died and totally fucked YOU over.

Carlos is an idiot. A Mexican idiot.

he would have howled at this
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Took the words out of my mouth. Judging by the upbringing he described living, im guessing Carlos and CP grew up together and the only thing Carlos can realistically promise her is a half decent connect on blow and the ability to buy her alcohol before she turns 21.

Poodle was a great brothaman and had hilarious stories for days. Some of them damn near bordered Tucker Max territory, except I actually believed Poodsters tales. He was also one of the only other brothamen that admitted to bangin the darkie broads too. Im all alone now :/
I've banged and been in relationships with several darkies. I almost married one. Phish & Fish: Race Traitors.

 
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