Cumia has transformed into the fourth version of himself. Boomer Cumia.

[Toast]

What do AntH's new hat and patch stand for?

They stand for "No Daddy, I'm not a faggot. I'll stop crying please stop hitting mommy" Felt a bit wordy to me.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

What do AntH's new hat and patch stand for?

He's dressed as Harry Dean Stanton from Alien. Harry Dean actually looked younger in Twin Peaks when he was 90 than AntH does:

 

[PogromStallone]

Isn’t Alien Romulus supposed to be a good movie? I heard it supposedly kick started the franchise back up

I mean the movie could be a masterpiece and Nana would hate it. He’s too obsessed with politics. If there was a black or woman in the movie its no wonder he hated it because his mind interpreted it as jewish blah blah blah.

Also because it’s not a shitty movie from the 70’s he doesn’t like it. Memba Jaws? Memba The Shining? Haha holee shit

It was a 6/10.

 

[BenDovid]

What do AntH's new hat and patch stand for?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Called sexy before

 

[LiberalPussy]

Look at that rainbow. It’s like he’s THIS close to living his truth.

 

[DominusOdium]

 

[Humanatee]

Isn’t Alien Romulus supposed to be a good movie? I heard it supposedly kick started the franchise back up.

Watched it the other day. It's very enjoyable. I mean yeah it's essentially about a crew stuck on a spaceship with an Alien stalking them, so it is pretty much a retread of the original but not as good. Still, there's plenty to enjoy in it and it's absolutely no worse than any of the other movies in that franchise that have come out after Aliens.

If there was a black or woman in the movie its no wonder he hated it because his mind interpreted it as jewish blah blah blah.

The main synthetic in it is black and in almost every scene, so nana would have been seething about that even if he liked all the rest of it.

 

[Jizz]

Thanks brothermen, that's a pretty cool patch. I thought it was going to be political or South Carolina related!

 

[DominusOdium]

Romulus was PFG. Definitely in the upper half of the series

 

[BenDovid]

Romulus was PFG. Definitely in the upper half of the series

Deh's sump'in in deh waw'r.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Hmm which glasses could I wear that tell the world I'm a gay pedophile?

 

[DominusOdium]

Watched it the other day. It's very enjoyable. I mean yeah it's essentially about a crew stuck on a spaceship with an Alien stalking them, so it is pretty much a retread of the original but not as good. Still, there's plenty to enjoy in it and it's absolutely no worse than any of the other movies in that franchise that have come out after Aliens.



The main synthetic in it is black and in almost every scene, so nana would have been seething about that even if he liked all the rest of it.

The black android guy was one of the best parts of the film. And I have a healthy distrust of the blacks in general.

 

[Humanatee]

The black android guy was one of the best parts of the film. And I have a healthy distrust of the blacks in general.

Yeah he was the best actor and his character was easily the most interesting/original part of the movie. I'm sure Ant appreciated it too!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It's ok to have a couple of fawkin road sodas on a regular basis but do so in moderation. This is what hitting the booze hard for years will do to you. Joe doesn't drink like this (he has a couple of jamesons and that's it before taking your calls), is like 4 years older than Anthony and Joe looks better than he does. Holeeee shit

Joe looks better, but Ant's legs are straighter

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Yeah he was the best actor and his character was easily the most interesting/original part of the movie. I'm sure Ant appreciated it too!

He sucked ass, he was retarded when the plot needed to keep something secret for dramatic effect, and he was smart when the plot needed him to move it along, all with a flick of a switch. The movie was fucking terrible start to finish and did not capture the atmosphere of alien at all.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

What was his issue with the movie? Im almost positive it’s the fact that multiple characters were black, including one of the heroes, but surely it couldn’t be that stupid, right?

It was bad even if it was translucent bongs playing all rolls

 

[Jenna]

"Here it is!" like people have been waiting for his review of a 3 month old film.

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Just what the internet needed. An angry set-in-his-ways old man saying every movie and TV show sucks because jews or liberals or gays or blacks. Why don't they make movies like Goodfellas anymore?!?!?

 

[NigelCumia]

Remember the blowout Halloween parties with the crazy costumes and young girls passing out all over? I bet he thought those days would never end.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Is he reviewing the movie 3 months late because that’s how long it took for it to show up in theaters down in Hicksville?