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Crime Stoppers: 2020 murder of Bernell Trammell's remains unsolved

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Both are quite fat and awkward. The biggest difference is Bernell's assailant has a big ol' dumpy pear butt, but he could be wearing a diaper as Rick is known to do from time to time.
It was a mild 72 degrees in Milwaukee at midday on July 23, 2020. The reason his face looks so red and sweaty an hour after the murder was because he was wearing layers and biked a mile quickly.

The killer (Pat) likely shed a layer of clothing in a bush or in a public bathroom.

This probably doesn't mean anything, but the Captain America mask is red, white, and blue and the killer's clothing is red, white, and blue. Pat has a flair for the dramatic.
 

Honoria

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It's definitely the type of thing that gets released when the cops have a pretty good idea of who did it and just need that extra push to make the case and get the arrest.

Also remember Pat swung by Hooligan's the night of the crime for some soup and a "nature is healing" tweet.

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https://archive.is/rLGdM
 
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It's definitely the type of thing that gets released when the cops have a pretty good idea of who did it and just need that extra push to make the case and get the arrest.

Also remember Pat swung by Hooligan's the night of the crime for some soup and a "nature is healing" tweet.

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https://archive.is/rLGdM
Yeah, nature is healing cause you just murdered a guy who pollutes the streets with "Vote Trump" signs.
 

Treat Yourself

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The cops will never arrest fatso for this or even question him. Hopefully when the FBI closes in on him for domestic terrorism and brings him in for black bag interrogation time they can get him to confess so this case can be closed.
 

chewtoyrapist

Strong. Confident.
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The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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I feel like making an "if pigs could fly" joke, but I don't want to undermine the seriousness of the accusation that Patrick S. Tomlinson could have murdered someone in broad daylight.
Broad is right because he's fat

Has anyone noticed that?
 
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