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Crazy old boomers

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Fucking delivery driver shows up an hour late. I say "hey how's it going?" because I don't feel like grilling him about it and this demented old loon immediately starts babbling about the South African refugees. It took me a second to even figure out what he was talking about - we're in fucking Canada where none of this has any effect on our lives but big man has a lot to say about it. Probably sits there watching CBC all day like a complete mark. I was waiting for maintenance to come down with a dolly to open the gate and help me wheel it upstairs so I just got the driver to help me drop the shit off the pallet so he could get out of my face.

Then he switched topics to some singer he used to run into downtown. When I didn't show any interest in that he started talking about movies. I opined that singers and actors ought to be treated like the dancing monkeys they are and he finally loaded his pallet jack onto his truck and left.

Fucking boomers, man.
 
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The Shah of Iran

you're at it
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Fucking delivery driver shows up an hour late. I say "hey how's it going?" because I don't feel like grilling him about it
this is where you went wrong. You need to get mad when you have a reason to so they don't want to talk to you. If you're on any drugs, don't take them for a day or so before they show up. If not, get on some and quit. That oughta do the trick. It sucks when they're on time because then you have to be nice.

Anyway glad you're ok.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Why didn’t you just ask him if it’s the South Africans fault he’s late? Come on lil guy, show some moxie.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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And boomers always get instantly angry when you disagree with. I hate going to my parents when. My sister because they always go into retard level politics where they clearly have only the most superficial understanding of but as soon as you correct some obvious misconception, they fly off the handle completely.
 
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