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You never cease to frighten me, sir. I seriously mean that.It's prison slang but considering 40 percent of us are in jail by the age of 23 it's national slang.
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You never cease to frighten me, sir. I seriously mean that.It's prison slang but considering 40 percent of us are in jail by the age of 23 it's national slang.
I'm a sweetheart. I am just an average southern Ontarian. It's a lot harsher out here than people from the outside looking in imagine. We're polite but not nice.You never cease to frighten me, sir. I seriously mean that.
So it’s all window dressing to fool Yanks? Incidentally, when did you move to Canada? You sound like Rick Moranis from SCTV.We're polite but not nice.
This is all great content to talk about on Mornin!! with TurkHow’d you like working with the beaners? I used to be a short order cook and with the exception of one other white guy I was the only gringo there. Not bad people but y’know
1998. I had the accent bullied out of me shortly after as kid were fighting with rocks and sticks in the street. It was a fucking wicked childhood. 9/10So it’s all window dressing to fool Yanks? Incidentally, when did you move to Canada? You sound like Rick Moranis from SCTV.
I might not be able to do it. I never expected I'd be the one to flake out but coca cola destroyed my computer.This is all great content to talk about on Mornin!! with Turk
Just out of curiosity how many Hasids listen or listened to shock jock radio? I find the idea kinda funny.This is all great content to talk about on Mornin!! with Turk
CHH and myself are breaking bread in the Village over breadsticks. That’s almost the gayest thing I’ve ever typed here.I might not be able to do it. I never expected I'd be the one to flake out but coca cola destroyed my computer.
Go for a walk.I hope the both of you appreciate how hard it is for me to leave the apartment with agoraphobia and chronic pain to do this. And fucking commit.
You'd be surprised, even Ben Shapiro has made reference to Patrice O'Neal's appearances on OnA.Just out of curiosity how many Hasids listen or listened to shock jock radio? I find the idea kinda funny.
You go for a walk. Ill fucking dragon kick your ass clean off.Go for a walk.
That's cuz your car got repossed after it was revealed you're gay in the press.I walk or jog for at least an hour everyday.
LIKE NIGGA HOW IS AGORAPHOBIA REAL? JUST GO OUTSIDE!I hope the both of you appreciate how hard it is for me to leave the apartment with agoraphobia and chronic pain to do this. And fucking commit.
I can. I'm just afraid to. And I don't know where my keys are. And I don't have a jacket.LIKE NIGGA HOW IS AGORAPHOBIA REAL? JUST GO OUTSIDE!
Then take the bus, stupid.I can. I'm just afraid to. And I don't know where my keys are. And I don't have a jacket.
You take the bus to fag city every day to get your ass eaten you jerk.Then take the bus, stupid.
You take the bus to fag city every day to get your ass eaten you jerk.
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