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You live in Minnesota you wimpy nigger. There's places not even as far north as you are where it's common to find apartments with no AC at all.Come on, man. It's 2023. Are people supposed to mask forever?
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Rumor has it he has a lifetime ban from All McDonald's Playlands. Not sure what that's about
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Just let the heat take you at this point, dude. What is this life?
I'm Paul. I hide in my apartment wearing a mask all day while writing cum eating Star Trek fan fiction and cryjerking to photos of people's kids. I can't afford decent air conditioning and live in filth and poverty. My one outlet to make myself feel important, posting online from behind a fake persona, was ruined because I decided I wanted to be tag team partners with a blowhard asshole, who doesn't give a fuck about me, and fight the entire internet despite having the constitution and chin of a small rodent. Mommy doesn't like me and the people I encounter in daily life rightly think I'm a weirdo and a creep. I smell like mildew and dress like a special needs kid. I appear uncomfortable at all times and don't make enough money to get the one thing I really want in life: To get pegged by a dominatrix who I have to call mommy.
I'm Paul. I hide in my apartment wearing a mask all day while writing cum eating Star Trek fan fiction and cryjerking to photos of people's kids. I can't afford decent air conditioning and live in filth and poverty. My one outlet to make myself feel important, posting online from behind a fake persona, was ruined because I decided I wanted to be tag team partners with a blowhard asshole, who doesn't give a fuck about me, and fight the entire internet despite having the constitution and chin of a small rodent. Mommy doesn't like me and the people I encounter in daily life rightly think I'm a weirdo and a creep. I smell like mildew and dress like a special needs kid. I appear uncomfortable at all times and don't make enough money to get the one thing I really want in life: To get pegged by a dominatrix who I have to call mommy.
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He's still pissy about lifting the school mask mandates
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He found it muffles their cries for help
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One of them reddit fellas just messaged me and said they hope Paul gets his mask upper cutted off.
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I didn't know you were one of our alts