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He needs to see this on his special day
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He needs to see this on his special day
What a faggot. Get a Party Pizza for one, jerk off (to adults), and go to bed like a normal awkward loser on their birthday. Maybe make an effort to see a dentist.I wonder what his mother would have to say about this shit.
I didn't know this. Further info?and you are a trained teacher who can’t teach for the same reason
I didn't know this. Further info?
Oh man if you find the archive post it, sounds like some good shitter reading materialHe has a teaching degree and has never taught. On his old blog which I archived somewhere he talks about the family he lives with adopting a little girl (the one he would later prey on in the bath and swings) and how the agency people are coming to check the home is safe, the next post is how he has to leave immediately.
It doesn’t take a genius to add 2 and 2 together.
Also in the preceding blogs he talks about how he has to stay in their basement because his girlfriend kicked him out after he wrecked her car and couldn’t afford to repair it and how scared he is of driving on the freeway.
Oh man if you find the archive post it, sounds like some good shitter reading material
K, well I'm gonna check into the nuthouse for a while and hopefully recover from this.
Oh my God (flying spaghetti monster ROFL!!), WHO THE FUCK CARES. When people ask my age half the time I have to do the math.
How old was his sister when he double teamed her with their dad?
Coincidentally, "The Nut House" is how Paul refers to the local Day CareK, well I'm gonna check into the nuthouse for a while and hopefully recover from this.
Oh dear...Coincidentally, "The Nut House" is how Paul refers to the local Day Care
I didn't realize this sister fister was that old. How embarrassing to be in your 50s and to have the personality and opinions of a 20 yr old reddit edgelord. Eric should let Paul have a birthday musuem visit with that ogre of a wife of his to show solidarity
Oh man if you find the archive post it, sounds like some good shitter reading material
It's probably somewhere in @NoBacon 's Paul Erotica thread that was pinned for like two years. Check Qadans for that thread, it's as good a place to start as any.It’s real humiliating shit, I don’t know if I care enough to track it down again but I might later when I’m less busy
The guys that clean the decomposed bodies of people who die alone and no one checks on them for weeks because nobody cares about them until the smell is noticed make bank.The only person who will care when Paul kills himself is the guy who has to clean up the mess.
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