Covid Cumia is coming to Nice Podcast, Stupid! Live this Sunday at 8pm ET

He's not big, "that's a lie he has to tell himself to keep his delusion alive", as he claims with us pointing out his unemployed, no daughter having, loser life. He holds on to this fantasy that the 70 lbs of blubber he has gained since high school is actually muscle because he takes selfies in a gym every month or so. He's deranged and he insists he's built like a man, but he's built more like a fat slavic woman. His moon face needs a babushka lol.
He's been cultivating his fat since getting cucked. I really think he is emulating Jon Snyder with his physique. He thinks if he piles enough fat on to his body he can have a presence and fool people into thinking he's a tough guy and not be the pencil-necked pussy who stood there with a fake smile on his face while his woman was being stolen from him.
 

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He's been cultivating his fat since getting cucked. I really think he is emulating Jon Snyder with his physique. He thinks if he piles enough fat on to his body he can have a presence and fool people into thinking he's a tough guy and not be the pencil-necked pussy who stood there with a fake smile on his face while his woman was being stolen from him.
Pat's going for the scene in A Bronx Tale where the fat guy pinned the biker to the bar. If one of our more talented guys could shop his face into a 3 second gif of that with, "you're neutralized" in it, that would be awesome.

Edit: Holeee shit the fat guy is making the marathon face too, as he crushes the biker. This would be so funny.
 

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The Dutch are FAGS!!!

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Great show. Boomia is fucking funnier than Joey Diaz.
Lemme tell you something, Dan Mullen...back in '74 I was running blow through the Secaucus toll boots and we had this toll collector who looked just like this Tomlinson guy - doughy, cabbage patch face. And he had these big saggy titties pressin up against the shirt of his uniform, and every time I'd go to pick up the money I'd go over to his boot and try to grab a handful and he'd yell and scream like a little girl, it was the funniest shit ever dawg. So then one day I says to myself "I'm gonna turn this fat 'mo" and I go up to his boot and I say dead serious "you wanna make some money? I'll give you five hunnit dollas if you let me suck on one titty" and he starts thinkin about it and I can see the gears turnin in his head and he looks around and then starts unbuttoning his shirt! I swear to God, Dan Mullen, he was about to let another man suck on his big titties in a toll boot - I just ran out of there and me and my friends were laughing about it all the way back to the city I almost fuckin passed out when we were goin over the bridge.
 
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