Covid Cumia is coming to Nice Podcast, Stupid! Live this Sunday at 8pm ET

[guest]

Pat's going for the scene in A Bronx Tale where the fat guy pinned the biker to the bar. If one of our more talented guys could shop his face into a 3 second gif of that with, "you're neutralized" in it, that would be awesome.

Put Putin's head on the guy he's strangling

 

[guest]

Put Putin's head on the guy he's strangling

It would work as a gif, with Putin and Pat's jogging heads.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

@covidcumia has the gift of gab, it was beautiful to behold.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Great show. Can't wait til everyone hates each other and you have to do episodes with the board equivalents of Vic, Carl, and Sherrod.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I love that Boomia's voice is now in my head when I read his posts. Great episode!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I went to a wedding in north Jersey once for a very guido couple.

At some point a fight broke out and one guy punched another guy through a glass door.

Covid Cumia sounds exactly like both of them.

 

[Snake]

@covidcumia post a photo of your hands.

 

[CuntFucker]

@covidcumia post a photo of your hands.

This and I demand to see the hands of fake philly tough guy @Tony, who I can tell is an incel and not white

 

[Asuka]

This and I demand to see the hands of fake philly tough guy @Tony, who I can tell is an incel and not white

Look how threatened he is lol

AWW BABY POO BOY

 

[captain_kamala]

This and I demand to see the hands of fake philly tough guy @Tony, who I can tell is an incel and not white

tony is an actual tough guy with the hands of a beast.

 

[CuntFucker]

I like how boomia wouldn't even concede that Pat is big. "He's just a fat lump. A big fat pussy. Not big in the sense that he's big, but a pussy."

It's because he's fat himself, perhaps even moreso

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Great show. Boomia is fucking funnier than Joey Diaz.

Lemme tell you something, Dan Mullen...back in '74 I was running blow through the Secaucus toll boots and we had this toll collector who looked just like this Tomlinson guy - doughy, cabbage patch face. And he had these big saggy titties pressin up against the shirt of his uniform, and every time I'd go to pick up the money I'd go over to his boot and try to grab a handful and he'd yell and scream like a little girl, it was the funniest shit ever dawg. So then one day I says to myself "I'm gonna turn this fat 'mo" and I go up to his boot and I say dead serious "you wanna make some money? I'll give you five hunnit dollas if you let me suck on one titty" and he starts thinkin about it and I can see the gears turnin in his head and he looks around and then starts unbuttoning his shirt! I swear to God, Dan Mullen, he was about to let another man suck on his big titties in a toll boot - I just ran out of there and me and my friends were laughing about it all the way back to the city I almost fuckin passed out when we were goin over the bridge.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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GO BOIDS

None of that Pat or Genos crap.

Dalesanderos is where you will find this guy,

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

None of that Pat or Genos crap.

Dalesanderos is where you will find this guy,

That sounds like the Mexican ripoff of Dalessandros

"Si, we have Queso steak. whiz-con or sin?

 

[Asuka]

It's because he's fat himself, perhaps even moreso

You're so fucking jealous lol you're practically begging to be a guest. To talk about what?