...is what I would say if he hadn't already had his rotten, infected teeth pulled by the local bum shelter's DIY dentist.
I'm so sorry, Shane.
I'm so sorry, Shane.
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Could The Death of Shane Nokes be Rapidly Approaching?
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He cried we’re all threatening to come to his door and kill him yet everyone knows his own poor health will kill him sooner rather than later.
Soda is bad for your teeth.
Which is why I only drink piss and shit
Which is why I only drink piss and shit
Wouldn’t he be better off is his teeth fell out?
I don't know, on one hand he can't eat meat and chomp chips, on the other he can microwave quarts of ice cream and drink them, toothless Shane has many calories he can still inhale.
Massive calorie intake is the only inevitable.
Shane’s such a disaster that his rotting Weimer teeth are the least of his concerns.
I see a lot of parallels between him and Fred from Brooklyn. Two completely valueless and detestable faggots who are fat and carry an unearned ego because they were close to something “special.” Also disgusting unfuckable wives
I see a lot of parallels between him and Fred from Brooklyn. Two completely valueless and detestable faggots who are fat and carry an unearned ego because they were close to something “special.” Also disgusting unfuckable wives