could pat reasonably defeat a silverback gorilla if he was armed with a 1717 charleville standard issue french line infantry musket?

[BigSexyDaddy123]

I feel like the pony is the only sensible answer. It'll hurt but when it's over you're fine. A gorilla can literally rip your face off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel like the pony is the only sensible answer. It'll hurt but when it's over you're fine. A gorilla can literally rip your face off.

Okay so you guys are all size queens, got it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I ask whether you guys would rather be raped by a miniature pony or a silverback gorilla and you all make it gay somehow.

 

[captain_kamala]

I feel like the pony would be bestiality while the gorilla is more similar to homo sapiens

 

[despacito69]

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel like the pony would be bestiality while the gorilla is more similar to homo sapiens

Exactly. And they've got little peckers so you could probably bite it off pretty quickly and run to safety while the gorilla is stuck writhing in pain and stuff.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just remembered something. I think gorillas have a bone in their dick. That's gonna make it harder to bite off. Fuck. I don't want to break my teeth on gorilla dick.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I just remembered something. I think gorillas have a bone in their dick. That's gonna make it harder to bite off. Fuck. I don't want to break my teeth on gorilla dick.

Bones in your tuna AND the dick of your rapist? You can't catch a break

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bones in your tuna AND the dick of your rapist? You can't catch a break

Please don't embarrass me in front of Bam.

 

[Kinderman]

I just remembered something. I think gorillas have a bone in their dick. That's gonna make it harder to bite off. Fuck. I don't want to break my teeth on gorilla dick.

If there’s a bone in it, you don’t bite it off. You grab hold of that little sumbitch and snap it right in half. Rape is halted and you don’t suck a gorilla’s bony dick.

 

[Turry Fawks]

If animals can't consent can they even rape?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Can you fuckin imagine if you got into a fight with a gorilla. Better yet if one was trying to fuck you. You’d be absolutely powerless. I saw this video the other day of a chimp penis and i said Jesus…Jamie pull up that photo of the monkeys dick. Holy shit look at that thing. That thing would fucking destroy you. Imagine that big fucking monkey just in your face, 300 pounds of pure diesel just ready to destroy you….AOUGGFGHHHH …and his dick is fucking raging and it looks like THAT. Thats crazy man.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If animals can't consent can they even rape?

Ask ya muddah

 

[Turry Fawks]

Ask ya muddah

I'd have to explain what that means and then she'd call me an asshole

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

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What are ya? The post police? Are you working in post quality upper management? Are you making money doing this? Let me tell you something, I post how I want to when I want to. Gurgle my cum faggot.

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

View attachment 206552Can you fuckin imagine if you got into a fight with a gorilla. Better yet if one was trying to fuck you. You’d be absolutely powerless. I saw this video the other day of a chimp penis and i said Jesus…Jamie pull up that photo of the monkeys dick. Holy shit look at that thing. That thing would fucking destroy you. Imagine that big fucking monkey just in your face, 300 pounds of pure diesel just ready to destroy you….AOUGGFGHHHH …and his dick is fucking raging and it looks like THAT. Thats crazy man.

If a chimp raped Niki how would patrick react?

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

Okay so you guys are all size queens, got it.

In this context yeah a little bit. A soft, gentle rape from a large penis would feel better than a rough, violent rape from a small penis. Enjoy prison.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

A soft, gentle rape from a large penis would feel better than a rough, violent rape from a small penis.

Have you ever seen horses fuck? There's nothing gentle about it, they also bite the mare on the neck while jackhammering. Gorilla sex is much more sedate, though I still wouldn't call it romantic. God forbid the gorilla sees a human cock and starts feeling inadequate.
The issue is whether the pony's cock does fatal damage to your rectum or the gorilla decides to rip your arms off in the middle of things. One could probably survive the colon puncturing, but then you have to go through convalescence and live with being that guy. I think dying to gorilla rape dismemberment is the more dignified option.

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

Have you ever seen horses fuck? There's nothing gentle about it, they also bite the mare on the neck while jackhammering. Gorilla sex is much more sedate, though I still wouldn't call it romantic. God forbid the gorilla sees a human cock and starts feeling inadequate.
The issue is whether the pony's cock does fatal damage to your rectum or the gorilla decides to rip your arms off in the middle of things. One could probably survive the colon puncturing, but then you have to go through convalescence and live with being that guy. I think dying to gorilla rape dismemberment is the more dignified option.

there are gay guys that buy dildos the size of a pylon so I think im safe from anal puncturing. I'm not safe from a gorilla ripping my dick and balls off mid rape because I looked him in the eyes wrong.

 

[chewtoycock]

In this context yeah a little bit. A soft, gentle rape from a large penis would feel better than a rough, violent rape from a small penis. Enjoy prison.

Can confirm from my rapist friends with small penii. Just kidding, it was me.