Cool story bro #457

[JayFirebrand2]

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Snuck in "2x Obama voter" in there for no reason lol.
Fatrick is exactly like that old white guy from Get Out.

 

[RoTheHo69]

His dad sounds like a fag.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

His dad sounds like a fag.

He did work double shifts as a clown and blowjob instructor

 

[peckafacce]

That explains Pats closeted homosexuality so much.

 

[Raymond]

Everything is a point of pride for this faggot.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Pat's dad has AIDS

 

[HotDogJoe]

and more importantly "Balance of Terror"

He is the only person I know who would describe watching an episode of Star Trek as "important".

Fat maniac.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Spock's Brain is regarded as one of the worst episodes of TOS. Fatso is just name dropping it because it has a recognizable title.

 

[peckafacce]

Pat's dad has AIDS

That explains his tweet the other day.

 

[Raymond]

Pat's dad has AIDS

I'm not sure if this is true. Can you confirm that it's from being a rodeo suck slut with bleeding gums?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

So he snuck out to blow his dad every night because Mama Raven was entertaining black men and he needed the relief?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Otr trucker?!

DRAGON WAGON whatcha got for us tahday

His church group is praying for better book sales

 

[ActionJackson]

"My dad is why I am who and what I am."

That means he's a total failure as a father. Way to throw your old man under the fawkin bus, Pig.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His dad slept on the couch instead of the same bed as his wife, just like piggy. Pat tells himself it’s because he doesn’t want to wake Niki because he’s busy working…by tweeting all night.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I didn’t know rodeo clowns had “shifts” or came home every night considering most major rodeos aren’t in Milwaukee or Wisconsin. Oh was this when he was a leathersmith? Or when he was putting up windmills (also a job you start early in the day) or when he was an electrician (also a day job for the most part, I employ industrial electricians and they’re only there after 5 pm if needed to fix wiring.)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Otr trucker?!

DRAGON WAGON whatcha got for us tahday

OTP handjobber

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I didn’t know rodeo clowns had “shifts” or came home every night considering most major rodeos aren’t in Milwaukee or Wisconsin. Oh was this when he was a leathersmith? Or when he was putting up windmills (also a job you start early in the day) or when he was an electrician (also a day job for the most part, I employ industrial electricians and they’re only there after 5 pm if needed to fix wiring.)

It’s almost like his dad was a lazy bum who slept on the couch instead of his bed with his wife. Just like Pat.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Habitual contrarianism is Pat's attempt at a personality.
- Only special little atheist white boy surrounded by fundies. They probably weren't all fundamentalist but Pat has to make it seem like he escaped something.
- Toy bike pisses off Harley riders
- Red delicious apples in a pie because everyone else is wrong
- Constant Twitter spats where even those who agree are treated like dogshit on the sole of a shoe.

Of course when it comes to government exerting power over the citizenry, Pat is all too ready to fall in line.

 

[stealthygeek]

He's trying to make himself out to be a minority (the black sheep white boy) to gain more twitter street cred. Pathetic.

I've never been to rural Wisconsin (rarely leave Milwaukee where I live) and I bet it sucks but the pride this asshole takes in shitting on the people he grew up with is so disgusting. On the flip side it's hilarious that his "I'm gonna get out of this one horse town!" big city dreams petered out at the flop house on North Oakland Ave and a hefty "don't call me fat" lolsuit. Stupid hick