Cool. General Fatton’s here.

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Yep sure is

 

[PogromStallone]

His incessant need to be an expert on every single topic is one of his most bizarre personality quirks. Admittedly, my military/geopolitical knowledge is non-existent which is why I don’t talk about it instead of parroting whatever I read from prominent verified accounts. Did we ever find the source of the paint balloon claim or was it just some Miller Lite induced rambling?

The best one is when he's spouting off facts as if he's a pro when he's clearly just Googled them.

 

[N64 Cube]

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I guarantee this is what Fatso spouts off at the dinner table to Niki, She just nods and smiles or is staring at the wall. Whatever he says that gets some kind of reaction out of her, he posts on twitter.



That, or he read this shit on the internet and copy and pasted it.

 

[NigelCumia]

The paint filled water balloon was indeed a game changer.

 

[Africa.com]

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As someone who studied history for 4 years in college, with an emphasis on military history, I can confirm that Pat is indeed fat.

 

[Africa.com]

I also was an editor at my college newspaper and I can tell you that if someone on staff submitted writing like Pats to my inbox, I would have laughed in the persons face. My favorite note to leave on breathless, overwrought faggotry like his was always "write like you respect the readers intelligence," bc I got in trouble for "assume your reader isn't a retard" got me suspended from the paper for a couple weeks my first year.

 

[Lard Glug]

Internet historians have confirmed that pat is full of shit and doesnt know what he is talking about. Pat is not a credible source.

He’s also fat and gay.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I remember in the early weeks of the war, he was constantly begging for NATO to impose a no fly zone in Russia. When people explained to him that it could easily result in nukes flying he basically said "so what? Worth the risk".

Fat retard thinks his comic book movies and star wars shows are real life.