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Constables are investigating me.... Canadian Pat makes his first appearance.

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Just how fat are your fingers?
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Gimli Son Of Gloin

ACTIONABLY THREATENING SUE LIGHTNING
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At first I didn't think he actually meant the prison stuff but now I feel he truly believes it.

Yes, CC. You will be thrown into a cell with a giant novelty ceremonially lock to confine you in a cartoon-like prison cell with only bread and water. Even Justin Trudeau thinks Pat is a faggot.
They would chain him to a giant stone but they don't make shackles big enough
 

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Look at the way his left hoof grips his flip flop; it's revolting. I bet he can peel bananas with the thing.

I wish I had the original tweet that comes from. It was some chick who posted a photo of her throwing a rope dart into a target, her body in perfect form like she'd stopped and posed for it; and Thirsty Pat replied with this stiff-kneed gunt-jiggling effort "because he's a martial artist too".
 

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Look at the way his left hoof grips his flip flop; it's revolting. I bet he can peel bananas with the thing.

I wish I had the original tweet that comes from. It was some chick who posted a photo of her throwing a rope dart into a target, her body in perfect form like she'd stopped and posed for it; and Thirsty Pat replied with this stiff-kneed gunt-jiggling effort "because he's a martial artist too".


 
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