CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

[guest]

I definitely don't want to take all of our many recent blessings for granted (PBUH) but if torswats got pissed off at Pat's insolence and just dropped an audio file of fatso's voice ordering a swatting, I think I would spend the next month or so in a solemn period of intense prayer and repeated spontaneous ejaculation.

Why would he order a swatting using voice? Totally removes the plausible deniability and defense that someone else made the account. If they drop a recording of pat ordering a swat, I might have to call this shit fake and gay

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Why would he order a swatting using voice? Totally removes the plausible deniability and defense that someone else made the account. If they drop a recording of pat ordering a swat, I might have to call this shit fake and gay

Good point. Well at some point fatso would have to have said to him all the background shit that torswats relayed (that he wants cassus belli (ha, he's fat) to sue the MPD, etc) and for some reason I assumed that he'd want to do that over voice so there'd be less likely to be a record of it, since as we all know, screenshots can be easily manipulated, your honor.

And because for whatever reason torswats saves the audio of the swattings as well I held out hope that he might have some audio of pat fatly ordering some insanely illegal shit and tor could just drop the hammer on him for running his fat mouth about being impersonated.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Good point. Well at some point fatso would have to have said to him all the background shit that torswats relayed (that he wants cassus belli (ha, he's fat) to sue the MPD, etc) and for some reason I assumed that he'd want to do that over voice so there'd be less likely to be a record of it, since as we all know, screenshots can be easily manipulated, your honor.

And because for whatever reason torswats saves the audio of the swattings as well I held out hope that he might have some audio of pat fatly ordering some insanely illegal shit and tor could just drop the hammer on him for running his fat mouth about being impersonated.

Odds that a criminal would take audio recording to use as blackmail? Sounds far-fetched

 

[guest]

When this shit all hits cable news, this place is going to be ONA PARTY ROCKING

 

[Nick Gerlips]

When this shit all hits cable news, this place is going to be ONA PARTY ROCKING

Gonna point at my screen name on TV and say hey that's me!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He round his vowels like a Russian. Bylat type of deal. Maybe one of the stan countries. Could be fucking borat

“Mayyy wiiifeee told me to stop tweeting.”

 

[Meownaw]

Gonna point at my screen name on TV and say hey that's me!

They will blur out your name to not uhhhhhhhfend people.

 

[RoTheHo69]

It’d probably be more like that weird loner guy from Idaho who lived in that abandoned shack. Ruby Fridge. I tried.

reuben ridge
sandwich eater

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Hey torswats guy, Pat is saying you are lying.

Torswats isn’t going to let Pat get away with defrauding him AND calling him a liar.

I now have to sit on a stack of 30 Shamwows before I dare come to this site. Our wet/dry vac now has the traumatized face of a Vietnam vet at a fireworks warehouse fire.

 

[guest]

reuben ridge
sandwich eater

You brothamen are so much better at this than me. Damn you all.

 

[NigelCumia]

Will there be a debtors exam for the $250?

 

[RobertMewler]

Yelling at Rodney fat fuck during the hearing. The alivia police recording. Josiah 5. The nadloski hearing.




What's sum dem other rants we got?

Bill O'Reilly... Coors! Lily Tomlin...

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Bill O'Reilly... Coors! Lily Tomlin...

Perfect Night!

 

[TravisPickle]

reuben ridge
sandwich eater

brunch davidian

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

You think he is gonna attend? I think he'll just ignore like the rest of legal shit he has been ignoring till now.

I really hope he doesn't and officially becomes the $53k fuchitive

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

brunch davidian

Timothy McRib

 

[Meownaw]

Timothy McRib

Line of the day

 

[NigelCumia]

I'll level with you, funsters. I would have bet the hovel it was a kiwifag doing this and blaming Pat was mostly a troll. Now that it looks entirely likely it WAS pat, well, this is the point in the story I would have laughed and thrown the book in the trash. This shit is so unbelievable. Lolllllll.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'll level with you, funsters. I would have bet the hovel it was a kiwifag doing this and blaming Pat was mostly a troll. Now that it looks entirely likely it WAS pat, well, this is the point in the story I would have laughed and thrown the book in the trash. This shit is so unbelievable. Lolllllll.

Same. Just a few short days ago I would have said that Pat self-SWATTing is: too crazy, he couldn't be THAT stupid (I know ), but also, he's too dumb to get away with it.

Now it seems he really was too dumb to get away with it. There's just too many fingers pointing directly at that fat, stupid head of his.

 

[guest]

Same. Just a few short days ago I would have said that Pat self-SWATTing is: too crazy, he couldn't be THAT stupid (I know ), but also, he's too dumb to get away with it.

Now it seems he really was too dumb to get away with it. There's just too many fingers pointing directly at that fat, stupid head of his.

People said the same about Pat slaying Bernell. That he's too dumb, too cowardly to pull it off. Well he didn't pull off either cause we found out and he threw his phone in a cenote because she was pissing his pants.