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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

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This reminded me that while this place is trying to get quasi paid that pat probably still owes money from his side of the court cases. Id imagine he had to pay his lawyers up front but there is a percentage he would have agreed to cover from the SFWA to get legally involved. I think it was 20% was what their required amount was. I hope this exam should reveal that. It should I would think.

Pat has an exiting week coming up. 3 days until his birthday, the exam the next day, and maybe jail later.
According to the SFWA rules he owes 100%. It should have been a loan.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
He's going to have a hell of a time being able to retain a decent lawyer who'll put up with his refusal to follow their advice and also shut the fuck up for that debtor's exam. Hopefully he represents himself again.

He really needs one right now for guidance on how to behave now that he's involved in federal crimes. For legal representation in federal cases you're looking at a $10,000-$15,000 minimum just for the retainer alone for a competent lawyer. They'd probably ask for more from him because he's already fucked up his defense so badly with his retarded behavior on social media.
Isn’t he entitled to a lawyer? My guess is he’d go the public defender route.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
It's all good him having me swaTTed, it's you, random, texter, who I declare hired him to do it, who is the real villain here.
Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, this is not a well mind and it is about to break.
Do have fun.

I dont know how many more times he can keep outdoing himself but this is the craziest thing he's ever said. He literally doesn't care about anything but his own ego.
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
He's back on Twitter saying "nah, that's you"


Hey torswats guy, Pat is saying you are lying.
I definitely don't want to take all of our many recent blessings for granted (PBUH) but if torswats got pissed off at Pat's insolence and just dropped an audio file of fatso's voice ordering a swatting, I think I would spend the next month or so in a solemn period of intense prayer and repeated spontaneous ejaculation.
 

Opie's Bandaged Toe

Riccardo Bosi has equally nice toes
I'm not really buying that. I'm an ESL faggot foreigner who's been to a whole bunch of faggot foreign countries and I can't place his accent anywhere. He's obviously hamming it up but you'd still let some things slip through which hint at the native language. I got nothing though, his quirks are very fucking weird and unnatural. Exaggerating the pronunciation of certain words while easily doing others. Pronunciation doesn't match the sophistication of his syntax. Leaves words out that no one with his proficiency in English would. He says ''Medeekatzeon'' in one sentence and pronounces it properly in the very next one.

He honestly sounds like an American trying to sound like a foreigner. It's like the fucking callers impersonating Bobo on the show.
He round his vowels like a Russian. Bylat type of deal. Maybe one of the stan countries. Could be fucking borat
 
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