CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

[Slackjawed Cow]

The judge can issue a fat bench warrant for his also fat arrest.

What if he stays home for the exam, gets a bench warrant, they go to serve the warrant, and he has a Brunch Davidian standoff?

 

[Udders]

You son of a bitch I was trying to think of a good balm one. Vurry good.

Timothy McWeigh

 

[porquedealer]

What if he stays home for the exam, gets a bench warrant, they go to serve the warrant, and he has a Brunch Davidian standoff?

I hope no LEO get hurt.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Booby Ridge

 

[guest]

What if he stays home for the exam, gets a bench warrant, they go to serve the warrant, and he has a Brunch Davidian standoff?

It’d probably be more like that weird loner guy from Idaho who lived in that abandoned shack. Ruby Fridge. I tried.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

It’d probably be more like that weird loner guy from Idaho who lived in that abandoned shack. Ruby Fridge. I tried.

"Pat they just shot your pregnant wife while she was going out to the car!"
"Oh my God, did they hit the Mustang??"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"Pat they just shot your pregnant wife while she was going out to the car!"
"Oh my God, did they hit the Mustang??"

It's limited edition, you know. Very expensive

 

[Chive Turkey]

I typed that only listening to that message where he sounds like a Joker Sulu. After someone posted a few of his other calls and they werent so exaggerated and you get better idea of his voice but I have never heard the accent before so I have no idea.

I'm not sure either. A third world script kiddie is always the most sensible suspect for shit like this. Maybe a Josiah living in a jungle trying to score a quick buick but it seems like a very foolish sidegig for an expat to engage in.

 

[Niki]

I'm not really buying that. I'm an ESL faggot foreigner who's been to a whole bunch of faggot foreign countries and I can't place his accent anywhere. He's obviously hamming it up but you'd still let some things slip through which hint at the native language. I got nothing though, his quirks are very fucking weird and unnatural. Exaggerating the pronunciation of certain words while easily doing others. Pronunciation doesn't match the sophistication of his syntax. Leaves words out that no one with his proficiency in English would. He says ''Medeekatzeon'' in one sentence and pronounces it properly in the very next one.

He honestly sounds like an American trying to sound like a foreigner. It's like the fucking callers impersonating Bobo on the show.

I think Nerd Asian american chinese or korean

 

[Nick Gerlips]

"Would you please drop the vernacular and tell us what happened".
"No judgy wudgy child I won't and no judgy wudgy child it's a greasy brewers hat not a vernacular".

That's a doiby

 

[guest]

"Pat they just shot your pregnant wife while she was going out to the car!"
"Oh my God, did they hit the Mustang??"

Susan! he’d yell while leaping over Nikki.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I think Nerd Asian american chinese or korean

That's a good one but the thing that gets me is that second generation Americans would still have enough knowledge of a different language/accent to fake a convincing non-descript foreign accent, even if they were being completely silly about it. This dude's so all over the place that he sounds like a white bread WASPy type who doesn't have a fucking clue of anything besides English and is basing his persona on comedy tropes of what foreigners sound like. It's like the fucking Flavia bit account.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I've been afk for a few weeks. I've only got shitty mobile internet and cba scrolling all 50 pages. Is there something here besides the initial screenshot that puts a cherry on the original screenshot plot twist extravaganza?

Thank

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I've been afk for a few weeks. I've only got shitty mobile internet and cba scrolling all 50 pages. Is there something here besides the initial screenshot that puts a cherry on the original screenshot plot twist extravaganza?

Thank

I see they've stopped teaching lingering longer at the academy

 

[Meownaw]

I've been afk for a few weeks. I've only got shitty mobile internet and cba scrolling all 50 pages. Is there something here besides the initial screenshot that puts a cherry on the original screenshot plot twist extravaganza?

Thank

He has a gemini Bitcoin account which can only be done by using a passport and proof of address. He claims he has no account and that stlakers just made one recently to frame him.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

He has a gemini Bitcoin account which can only be done by using a passport and proof of address. He claims he has no account and that stlakers just made one recently to frame him.

Ohh lord.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Booby Ridge

David Korush whatever he sits on

 

[guest]

That's a good one but the thing that gets me is that second generation Americans would still have enough knowledge of a different language/accent to fake a convincing non-descript foreign accent, even if they were being completely silly about it. This dude's so all over the place that he sounds like a white bread WASPy type who doesn't have a fucking clue of anything besides English and is basing his persona on comedy tropes of what foreigners sound like. It's like the fucking Flavia bit account.

Have you considered that he's deeply autistic and doesn't sound normal even using his usual voice?

 

[Chive Turkey]

Have you considered that he's deeply autistic and doesn't sound normal even using his usual voice?

Don't interrupt my retarded musings on accentology with pesky logic, sir.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fuck, I go to work and then play a round of golf so now I have 25 pages to read. Welp, looks like my evening is sorted.