If the pig's got tits, you must acquit.
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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?
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Who told you to call the bomb threat?
None that have been identified. I feel bad for whoever takes on his case. Pat has to be the worst to represent.
You son of a bitch I was trying to think of a good balm one. Vurry good.
I have a buddy who just went through a divorce. His ex was a narcissist and she had insane expectations for what she'd get. She ended up going through 4 different lawyers because she couldn't handle being told no, ended up with almost nothing after the settlement because she spent over $100k on lawyers lol.
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Everyone's a narcissist now, it's hardly worth mentioning.
He probably assumes Brinton has to do it since it's his fault he lost, in his mind
That's what a narcissist would say.
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Guilty. I fucking rock and I'm super skinny.
This reminded me that while this place is trying to get quasi paid that pat probably still owes money from his side of the court cases. Id imagine he had to pay his lawyers up front but there is a percentage he would have agreed to cover from the SFWA to get legally involved. I think it was 20% was what their required amount was. I hope this exam should reveal that. It should I would think.
Pat has an exiting week coming up. 3 days until his birthday, the exam the next day, and maybe jail later.
Maybe the best prezzie was the crippling debt we got along the way.
You think he is gonna attend? I think he'll just ignore like the rest of legal shit he has been ignoring till now.
Bad Boy Pat says fawk that nerd shit
I honestly dont know. Either way he is fucked. He ran away from his parental responsibilities so it wouldnt surprise me if he did it with he legal responsibilities too. He could show up and get caught in lies just compound his problems. Both scenarios are a very real possibility.
I'm not really buying that. I'm an ESL faggot foreigner who's been to a whole bunch of faggot foreign countries and I can't place his accent anywhere. He's obviously hamming it up but you'd still let some things slip through which hint at the native language. I got nothing though, his quirks are very fucking weird and unnatural. Exaggerating the pronunciation of certain words while easily doing others. Pronunciation doesn't match the sophistication of his syntax. Leaves words out that no one with his proficiency in English would. He says ''Medeekatzeon'' in one sentence and pronounces it properly in the very next one.
He honestly sounds like an American trying to sound like a foreigner. It's like the fucking callers impersonating Bobo on the show.
those are your delusions again, stlaker.
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The judge can issue a fat bench warrant for his also fat arrest.
Amen.
I typed that only listening to that message where he sounds like a Joker Sulu. After someone posted a few of his other calls and they werent so exaggerated and you get better idea of his voice but I have never heard the accent before so I have no idea.