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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
WWAW me continually posting ugly pictures of Zendaya because Zendaya can't find a single ugly picture of Jenna?

Also she beards for twink spiderman.

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Everyone knows that spider man guy is gay
 

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
Everyone knows that spider man guy is gay

Garfield's totally down to suck a dick as well. Tobey's my favorite though. Did you know they fired him after Spider-Man 1 because he was being a cunt, and the only reason he got his job back is because he was dating the daughter of a top studio executive? It was a whole wink wink nudge nudge plotline in Entourage (remember Vinnie Chase playing Aquaman) where Vinnie got cut from the sequel and replaced by Jake Gyllenhaal.
 
I don't think it matters tbh - if he goes through a debtor's exam and Jerry Jen's narrow laser-like gaze scans across a $250 transaction to gemini crypto, I would imagine questions are going to be asked.
I'm white and not a FFwBT thus I have money and have never been through a debtor's exam. How does it work, exactly? What's stopping him from omitting something like that?
"I don't have a bank account, child. Those are your delusions."
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
I'm white and not a FFwBT thus I have money and have never been through a debtor's exam. How does it work, exactly? What's stopping him from omitting something like that?
"I don't have a bank account, child. Those are your delusions."
Oh I can almost guarantee he will try, and most likely in a breathtakingly fatly way.
I'm sure lawyers familiar with the proper proTocol for debtors exams are aware of how to get someone's actual bank account data when they don't want to give it to you.
 
I'm white and not a FFwBT thus I have money and have never been through a debtor's exam. How does it work, exactly? What's stopping him from omitting something like that?
"I don't have a bank account, child. Those are your delusions."
I assume the whole exam will be under oath and if he knowingly lies or omits he could be charged with perjury, which carries an automatic 2 years in federal prison.
 
I'm rock hard because he absolutely will lie.
Obviously the smart thing to do would be to tell only the truth and turn over all of your financial records, complete transparency. Sure, you'll be humiliated and laughed at by the very funsters that put you in this position but at least you'd avoid federal prison.

But this is the Pigman so we know what he'll do.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
I assume the whole exam will be under oath and if he knowingly lies or omits he could be charged with perjury, which carries an automatic 2 years in federal prison.
Since pat repeats everything it shouldnt be too hard to prepare for what lies he possibly tells and have proof he is lying. Once he gets caught in a few lies and loses his credibility he is cooked. I really hope al these years of archiving pay off in the exam. I hope all that frivolous spending he has been doing these last few years bites him in the ass.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
Obviously the smart thing to do would be to tell only the truth and turn over all of your financial records, complete transparency. Sure, you'll be humiliated and laughed at by the very funsters that put you in this position but at least you'd avoid federal prison.

But this is the Pigman so we know what he'll do.
"Would you please drop the vernacular and tell us what happened".
"No judgy wudgy child I won't and no judgy wudgy child it's a greasy brewers hat not a vernacular".
 
I wonder how many times he tries to brings up the trolls and they have to keep reminding him " Sir, this is a debtor exam" to stay on topic.
He's going to have a hell of a time being able to retain a decent lawyer who'll put up with his refusal to follow their advice and also shut the fuck up for that debtor's exam. Hopefully he represents himself again.

He really needs one right now for guidance on how to behave now that he's involved in federal crimes. For legal representation in federal cases you're looking at a $10,000-$15,000 minimum just for the retainer alone for a competent lawyer. They'd probably ask for more from him because he's already fucked up his defense so badly with his retarded behavior on social media.
 

Steve Ramone

He's going to have a hell of a time being able to retain a decent lawyer who'll put up with his refusal to follow their advice and also shut the fuck up for that debtor's exam. Hopefully he represents himself again.

He really needs one right now for guidance on how to behave now that he's involved in federal crimes. For legal representation in federal cases you're looking at a $10,000-$15,000 minimum just for the retainer alone for a competent lawyer. They'd probably ask for more from him because he's already fucked up his defense so badly with his retarded behavior on social media.
Does he currently have any representation? I imagine whoever the sfwa provided are long gone.
 
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