CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

[HotDogJoe]

My only fear with this now is that MPD will just be relieved it's stopped and nobody will bother properly investigating it. Pig (assuming he is behind it) will also be relieved that he wasn't caught and just continue to blame us while morons on Twitter eat it up.

He'll still owe quasi $50K in any event, so there's that at least.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nice to see Porsalin and Patrick S Toiletson working together

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

My only fear with this now is that MPD will just be relieved it's stopped and nobody will bother properly investigating it. Pig (assuming he is behind it) will also be relieved that he wasn't caught and just continue to blame us while morons on Twitter eat it up.

He'll still owe quasi $50K in any event, so there's that at least.

I don't think it matters tbh - if he goes through a debtor's exam and Jerry Jen's narrow laser-like gaze scans across a $250 transaction to gemini crypto, I would imagine questions are going to be asked.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I don't think it matters tbh - if he goes through a debtor's exam and Jerry Jen's narrow laser-like gaze scans across a $250 transaction to gemini crypto, I would imagine questions are going to be asked.

Well it's a good thing that Patrick has publicly and repeatedly stated that he's never had Telegram or bought bitcoin, so I'm sure it won't come back to bite him if either of those things turn out to be untrue in the future.

Hi Pat! Hope you're having a good weekend, buddy.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

It will make a pretty good netflix doc.

( shitty elevator pitch)

No-name sci-fi author fights with trolls for years, tries to sue troll site and loses and owes thousands of dollars.
He tries to draw legal attention by escalating extreme events upon himself hoping expose his trolls.
Gets outed by the service and his trolls expose the real story.
His own trolls uncover that his swattings were pat all along.

Lots of plot twists.

If he is found guilty it will be the best story that pat ever wrote.

It would be amazing if the trolls he has been blaming solved his swatting problem and he ends up in prison as a result.

I would've gotten a way with it too, child, if it wasn't for those meddling atalkers.

 

[captain_kamala]

I want zendaya to play me in the Netflix series

 

[Dog Eater]

I want zendaya to play me in the Netflix series

Think she’ll be ok wearing a prosthetic belly button?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I want zendaya to play me in the Netflix series

Best we can do is Rhea Pearlman.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I want zendaya to play me in the Netflix series

Id want a real method actor like Christian Bale/ Daniel Day Lewis type to play Pat so they put on the extra weight and really embody the essence of Pat.

 

[guest]

Has anyone rubbed shit in Josh Cunnylover Moons face for blaming us like a histrionic faggot?

No, I think he pays in rubles

 

[fusciasomething]

Nice to see Porsalin and Patrick S Toiletson working together
View attachment 110033

How do you possibly make a one off video on Patrick? There's no book end, he just keeps going. He's going to end up recording himself fucking a dog and send it to @SpaceEdge the day after the video comes out

 

[Jenna]

I want zendaya to play me in the Netflix series

Zoe Kravitz best encapsulates your "I don't think she's taken a shower in a couple days" energy

 

[Chive Turkey]

"When I spoke to them today"

Imagine thinking the FBI fucking liaisons with random ass civilians when there's a bomb threat. He gets all of his knowledge of how the world works from cartoons.

Trying to get the "scoop".

View attachment 109784

lmao he's so obviously secretly seething at Rachel Mad Cow hijacking his graft and stealing his thunder.

I want zendaya to play me in the Netflix series

They're probably gonna cheap out on the casting and get Judy Reyes.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Yelling at Rodney fat fuck during the hearing. The alivia police recording. Josiah 5. The nadloski hearing.




What's sum dem other rants we got?

Oh you know the proper protocol? Oh GOOD FOR YOUUUUU

 

[Zendaya]

I want zendaya to play me in the Netflix series

You got it, girlfriend.

 

[captain_kamala]

Zoe Kravitz best encapsulates your "I don't think she's taken a shower in a couple days" energy

I look more like her mom

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How do you possibly make a one off video on Patrick? There's no book end, he just keeps going. He's going to end up recording himself fucking a dog and send it to @SpaceEdge the day after the video comes out

Especially with how fast the content/lore expands. You would need to do a few episodes a year just to make it manageable.

 

[captain_kamala]

You got it, girlfriend.
View attachment 110041

Aww thx babe

 

[guest]

I look more like her mom

Closer in age too

 

[Jenna]

You got it, girlfriend.
View attachment 110041

WWAW me continually posting ugly pictures of Zendaya because Zendaya can't find a single ugly picture of Jenna?

Also she beards for twink spiderman.