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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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"He Gets Us"

My ribs
 

Anna's Community Manager

Better hair than Bam
I bet Porsalin just punched his keyboard. A few hours ago he was happy to get to add pats mugshot then this breaks and he could make another 3hour doc trying to piece these new details with archived material on this new breaking news.
The law of conservation of fat fucks. When Patposting slows down, it's guaranteed to pick right back up
 

MonsterSteve

Age.
This is one of my all time favorite bits. When reading that for the first time I lost it at the 'you're fired, getting it yet??'. Imagine not just ignoring the text completely. Who thinks they can just 'bill you' randomly lol. Fucking dope.
 
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I bet Porsalin just punched his keyboard. A few hours ago he was happy to get to add pats mugshot then this breaks and he could make another 3hour doc trying to piece these new details with archived material on this new breaking news.
He should just release what he has. When fatty gets arrested, it's going to be a very big story and people will be searching for his backstory
 
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All legal crypto sites in America require KYC, they also all require 2FA. Literally impossible for a funster to create an account capable of buying crypto on these sites, only Patrick could. Lying pig. Good thing it basically creates a bulletproof legal case against him.
This faggot must be anger shitting himself into a coma.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Went from 7 swatting in a day to nothing since that site called out his name.

Odd isnt it?


Now he’s just alluding to it with that “my phone buzzes even the brewers score or I get swat, isn’t that hilarious? My life is totally in danger, I’m serious, It’s not me doing it - it’s someone with the name Patrick S Tomlinson impersonating me! I swear!”
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
Now he’s just alluding to it with that “my phone buzzes even the brewers score or I get swat, isn’t that hilarious? My life is totally in danger, I’m serious, It’s not me doing it - it’s someone with the name Patrick S Tomlinson impersonating me! I swear!”
I think I said this in the other thread (I can't keep track anymore) but it's so telling that he hasn't joked about it to this degree until torswats shut down. If I was swatted and had no idea where it was coming from I wouldn't be joking about. I also would have stopped using Twitter and announcing them like a fat retard but I digress.
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
I think I said this in the other thread (I can't keep track anymore) but it's so telling that he hasn't joked about it to this degree until torswats shut down. If I was swatted and had no idea where it was coming from I wouldn't be joking about. I also would have stopped using Twitter and announcing them like a fat retard but I digress.
Wouldn't you be absolutely ecstatic that you just got the biggest break in the case you could possibly hope for?

Instead he denied it existed until we pointed out that that's a pretty stupid way to go and now he's trying to "welp" it
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
It will make a pretty good netflix doc.

( shitty elevator pitch)

No-name sci-fi author fights with trolls for years, tries to sue troll site and loses and owes thousands of dollars.
He tries to draw legal attention by escalating extreme events upon himself hoping expose his trolls.
Gets outed by the service and his trolls expose the real story.
His own trolls uncover that his swattings were pat all along.

Lots of plot twists.

If he is found guilty it will be the best story that pat ever wrote.

It would be amazing if the trolls he has been blaming solved his swatting problem and he ends up in prison as a result.
 
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