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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
do not swat people I do not condone his business i'm making legally protected free speech commentary -- to all the unethical lawyers out there


One way to confirm this is to see if he really does start up the business again. This is a really stupid idea to just blast a random customer. He seems to be wanting to build a base to make money. If Rick didn't do this he's shot all his credibility. If you might be thinking, he's a criminal what credibility would he have, you're thinking like a 1.2 retard. How success would a drug dealer be if he randomly threw a customer under the bus he didn't like. Sure, stiff the drug dealer and they "break ya kneecaps" , but to the shop owner who pays his protection money on time? They might think twice if you just randomly start harassing people who pay.

If he's blowing up his business and heading off to anonymity then yeah, possibly. If not there is no reason to destroy a business he's trying to build.

do not swat people I do not condone his business i'm making legally protected free speech commentary -- to all the unethical lawyers out there
Except he didn't pay. It's more akin to a loan shark breaking a guys hand for not paying to send a message and because if he lets them slide everyone will start doing it
 
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New theory: this guy is a real swatTer but Patrick never actually paid for anything, he’s just throwing him out there because he hates him. I mean in what world would you not require money up front for something like this.

Edit: either way this causes big problems for the pig.

My theory as well. But either way the 2023 season of Pat has been on fire, showrunners killing it!
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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He’s got a history of lying in court, being in court all the time for various reasons - he’s belligerent to everybody, he owes 60k for losing a court case, he’s got a history of falsifying evidence - of using illegally obtained data breaches to gather evidence. He has the means and the motive and now he’s been explicitly named by the criminal doing it on his behalf.

He wants fame, he wants infamy, he wants to sue and get a large pay out just like he tried to get from 60 John does for calling him fat. He needs the money, the walls are closing in.

Before this latest frenzied rush of incidents, they always took place when he was at home, and were called into the other side of the duplex that was always empty - they never happened when he was on vacation, they never happened when he didn’t have a phone.

MPD, DO THE MINIMUM OF YOUR JOB!

I’m not saying he’s definitely doing it, but he certainly needs to be checked and cleared.
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
Lemme add, no SWATTS today.
"My tormentors are very clever and knew that if they all independently stopped at that precise moment it would make me look like I was caught red-handed. That's how diabolical these Nazis are"

Fawk what if fatso settles the debt and asks the guy to just shut up about it or say he was only jokin

IMHO what we* really have to worry about is Fatso getting a hold of $250.



*independent citizen journalists / anti-obesity activists
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
Probably stating the obvious here but the reason he's so confidently stating "thank you for revealing the methods you used" like he's 100% sure of it is because he knows that the swats are going to stop now and it'll look suspicious as fuck.

He's playing the only hand he has left. God this is so fucking great.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
All the pieces really are falling into place. There is legitimately no other explanation for him knowing about a bomb threat that was confirmed to never have happened other than him being in on it in some way.

My god is this pig deranged (and very fat).
This could also explains the times he tweeted about swats that didn’t happen, the money didn’t go through and he wrote tweets anticipating it
 
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