CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

[Faggot Boqposter]

Patrick swatted himself and then didn’t pay the bill so he got swatted by a lunatic? Sounds too good to be true

But it would be great to heal the brothaman wounds that have been made by this raging debate

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Beware of honeypots, so keep your heads on a swivel

 

[porquedealer]

bodycam footage is fair game once this is solved.

MKE will surely want to release the faucetgate footage.
fat alcoholic insurance man swatts himself and then abuses the swat team when they turn up
he has wasted their time on 20 odd occasions.
this could be so big

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

This was the swatting service that got some attention in the news recently. Hopefully the LEA and journos are paying attention and start to investigate our piglet at least.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fuck man. I NEED this to be real so I can look forward to seeing Pat with swastikas tattooed on his face.

*SWATTstikas

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Beware of honeypots, so keep your heads on a swivel

This is a good point! 1997 Toyota Tacoma, April Rains, and that worm kiwi farmer guy are all pretty crafty.

 

[guest]

A theory: Patrick has been regularly paying this scamp to SWAT him, until a recent notice of a debtor's exam made him freak out and somehow scam or simply not pay this person.

Or: this is a load of bullshit.

 

[archive_bot]

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The Text-to-Speech synthetic voice, the spoofed numbers, even some details of the call itself. Oh, and one of the same websites stalking and harassing me, Kiwi Farms, was invoked. If it's not the same people, it's the exact same playbook.

 

[peckafacce]

I am so erect right now. I'm at like a full 3 inches.

 

[TravisPickle]

Jenna, did you and the other snl jews pull Dougie into the SNL basement and bloodlet him until god was pleased? If this is your reward, you did the right thing.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A theory: Patrick has been regularly paying this scamp to SWAT him, until a recent notice of a debtor's exam made him freak out and somehow scam or simply not pay this person.

Or: this is a load of bullshit.

Maybe when pat broke his phone he couldnt pay the bill and got put on the fellas shit list. Just spitballin here

 

[BoomerSperg]

Telegram: Contact @swatsontelegram

t.me

telegram link

Its really posted there. Holy shit.

 

[Hoolies]

A theory: Patrick has been regularly paying this scamp to SWAT him, until a recent notice of a debtor's exam made him freak out and somehow scam or simply not pay this person.

Or: this is a load of bullshit.

Okay, we know Samsung phones ain't too reliable, but does concentrated Mexican bat shit melt bitcoins too?

 

[porquedealer]

A theory: Patrick has been regularly paying this scamp to SWAT him, until a recent notice of a debtor's exam made him freak out and somehow scam or simply not pay this person.

Or: this is a load of bullshit.

It's possible he was so using the service so frequently that swatguy had done a few in advance of payment. pat would need to convert to crypto etc and not worth doing that for $75. Pat got spooked by the amount of people talking about it and theorising this that he didnt pay the guy who then got pissed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Pat will probably get beat up by a pedophile in prison lol.

 

[guest]

The best part is how much the cops will SEETHE at his phony, unwarranted belligerent behavior towards them, for just doing their job. Vurry criminal. Wasting of police resources is one thing, but putting on such a disrespectful act when you were behind this will only get him alot of mistreatment behind bars if he's arrested.

 

[guest]

that's the same group mentioned in the Vice article? Even if someone is pulling our puds, this is still an interesting development.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

A theory: Patrick has been regularly paying this scamp to SWAT him, until a recent notice of a debtor's exam made him freak out and somehow scam or simply not pay this person.

Or: this is a load of bullshit.

If the exam shows any payments to/from Gemini, it’s safe to assume he’ll immediately goi back to prison (again).

 

[Suetonius]

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How the fuck would he know this? Did the police describe the calls to him? Did he listen to them? Obviously fucking not so how does he have details you would only know if you made or heard the call yourself?

 

[BoomerSperg]

I hope no one tells MPD about this latest development in their case.