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Comprehensive list of police calls to the hovel

BudDickman

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I'm trying to milk the "MPD call logs" bit for all it's worth, so here are all the police calls to the hovel since Norm/11:

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-04-20
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191100975

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-05-14
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191341187

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-06-08
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191591035

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-07-01
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191821774

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-02-23
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/200540425

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-05-21
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/201422598

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-05-22
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/201431256

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-08-10
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/202231067

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-11-13
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/203182169

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2021-05-21
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/211411011

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-04-24
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/221141114

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222060085

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-26
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222070733

Only one of these seems to be not a waste of police resources, when somebody from the neighborhood tried to get into his car or something.
 
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[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191100975[/URL]2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEFOLLOW UP[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-04-20']2019-04-20[/URL]11:24 am
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191341187[/URL]2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEINTERNET CRIMES[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-05-14']2019-05-14[/URL]12:25 pm
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191591035[/URL]2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEFOLLOW UP[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-06-08']2019-06-08[/URL]11:48 am
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191821774[/URL]2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEWELFARE CITIZEN[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-07-01']2019-07-01[/URL]4:25 pm
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/200540425[/URL]2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKESUSP PERS/AUTO[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-02-23']2020-02-23[/URL]4:29 am
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/201422598[/URL]2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKETRBL W/SUBJ[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-05-21']2020-05-21[/URL]10:41 pm
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/201431256[/URL]2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEADDL INFO[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-05-22']2020-05-22[/URL]1:11 pm
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/202231067[/URL]2613 N OAKLAND AV,MKETHEFT[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-08-10']2020-08-10[/URL]2:17 pm
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/203182169[/URL]2613 N OAKLAND AV,MKEINVESTIGATION[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2020-11-13']2020-11-13[/URL]9:56 pm
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/211411011[/URL]2613 N OAKLAND AV,MKEPROPERTY DAMAGE[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2021-05-21']2021-05-21[/URL]11:34 am
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/221141114[/URL]2613 N OAKLAND AV,MKETHREAT[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-04-24']2022-04-24[/URL]2:22 pm
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222060085[/URL]2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKESHOOTING[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25']2022-07-25[/URL]1:02 am
[URL]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222070733[/URL]2613 N OAKLAND AV,MKESPECIAL ASSIGN[URL='https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-26']2022-07-26[/URL]12:03 pm

The pattern I see is that he's very fat.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/1911009752611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEFOLLOW UP2019-04-2011:24 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/1913411872611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEINTERNET CRIMES2019-05-1412:25 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/1915910352611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEFOLLOW UP2019-06-0811:48 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/1918217742611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEWELFARE CITIZEN2019-07-014:25 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2005404252611 N OAKLAND AV,MKESUSP PERS/AUTO2020-02-234:29 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2014225982611 N OAKLAND AV,MKETRBL W/SUBJ2020-05-2110:41 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2014312562611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEADDL INFO2020-05-221:11 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2022310672613 N OAKLAND AV,MKETHEFT2020-08-102:17 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2031821692613 N OAKLAND AV,MKEINVESTIGATION2020-11-139:56 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2114110112613 N OAKLAND AV,MKEPROPERTY DAMAGE2021-05-2111:34 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2211411142613 N OAKLAND AV,MKETHREAT2022-04-242:22 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2220600852611 N OAKLAND AV,MKESHOOTING2022-07-251:02 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2220707332613 N OAKLAND AV,MKESPECIAL ASSIGN2022-07-2612:03 pm

The pattern I see is that he's very fat.
Do any of these line up, date-wise, with his SWATTing claims? The only ones that appear like yhey could be SWATs are THREAT from 4-22-2022 and the recent SHOOTING one. The rest of these read like he is the one calling the cops or follow ups.

Also, the autist in me has noticed that he appears to have moved into 2613 N Oakland some time between May and July of 2020. PPP scamming somehow?
 

FurBurger

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https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/1911009752611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEFOLLOW UP2019-04-2011:24 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/1913411872611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEINTERNET CRIMES2019-05-1412:25 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/1915910352611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEFOLLOW UP2019-06-0811:48 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/1918217742611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEWELFARE CITIZEN2019-07-014:25 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2005404252611 N OAKLAND AV,MKESUSP PERS/AUTO2020-02-234:29 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2014225982611 N OAKLAND AV,MKETRBL W/SUBJ2020-05-2110:41 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2014312562611 N OAKLAND AV,MKEADDL INFO2020-05-221:11 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2022310672613 N OAKLAND AV,MKETHEFT2020-08-102:17 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2031821692613 N OAKLAND AV,MKEINVESTIGATION2020-11-139:56 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2114110112613 N OAKLAND AV,MKEPROPERTY DAMAGE2021-05-2111:34 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2211411142613 N OAKLAND AV,MKETHREAT2022-04-242:22 pm
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2220600852611 N OAKLAND AV,MKESHOOTING2022-07-251:02 am
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/2220707332613 N OAKLAND AV,MKESPECIAL ASSIGN2022-07-2612:03 pm

The pattern I see is that he's very fat.
I'm not good at counting - is that more than four? Because Pat told the cops they'd been there four times.
 

BudDickman

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Do any of these line up, date-wise, with his SWATTing claims? The only ones that appear like yhey could be SWATs are THREAT from 4-22-2022 and the recent SHOOTING one. The rest of these read like he is the one calling the cops or follow ups.

Also, the autist in me has noticed that he appears to have moved into 2613 N Oakland some time between May and July of 2020. PPP scamming somehow?
  • 2020-05-21 and 22 are the pepperoni.
  • 2021-05-21 is the vandalism false flag (funny that it's a year to the day).
  • 2022-04-24 is the bomb threat or whatever the fuck it was that he was claiming after the conference.
  • 2022-07-25 and 26 are the recent "swatting".
The rest are unaccounted for. Even the stuff he talks about is full of holes and doesn't stand up to scrutiny. I wonder how bad all this other shit makes him look that he doesn't even mention.
 
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