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Comically bad acting performances by “good” actors.

JesseTheGovernor

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Nicholson in the Departed. Wahlberg in the Departed. DiCaprio in the Departed.

James Dean photographed great but he was a total ham, if he hadn't been killed young he probably would have ended up in TV movies by the 70s.

James Caan in the Godfather. Bite your knuckle to show you're angry some more, stupid.
Fully agree on Nicholson in The Departed. DiCaprio I think sucks in absolutely everything. He’s been in some movies I really like, but he is rarely the reason for it.

I know some people out there love Pirates of the Caribbean but Johnny Depp just fucking sucks in it and the movies are generally awful.

In fact, Depp is overrated as fuck too. Besides Donnie Brasco and Blow and Fear and Loathing even though F&L is generally shit besides Del Toro, I really am not a fan of Depp at all.

Morgan Freeman sucked in Nolan’s Batman movies. Useless and forgettable performance. His scenes are a drain on the film.

I found Bill Paxton in Aliens to be fucking terrible and generally I liked his performances.

Pacino in Heat sucks. Yelling the whole time, even when he is face to face. That’s an incredibly overrated film.

Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. The fat tuck was too lazy and egotistical to bother so they just filmed him in shadow and gave him a few shitty lines. Overrated piece of shit actor. Besides the Godfather, his whole catalog sucks. Even in that you could argue he is a hammy actor.
 
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Fully agree on Nicholson in The Departed. DiCaprio I think sucks in absolutely everything. He’s been in some movies I really like, but he is rarely the reason for it.

I know some people out there love Pirates of the Caribbean but Johnny Depp just fucking sucks in it and the movies are generally awful.

In fact, Depp is overrated as fuck too. Besides Donnie Brasco and Blow and Fear and Loathing even though F&L is generally shit besides Del Toro, I really am not a fan of Depp at all.

Morgan Freeman sucked in Nolan’s Batman movies. Useless and forgettable performance. His scenes are a drain on the film.

I found Bill Paxton in Aliens to be fucking terrible and generally I liked his performances.

Pacino in Heat sucks. Yelling the whole time, even when he is face to face. That’s an incredibly overrated film.

Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. The fat tuck was too lazy and egotistical to bother so they just filmed him in shadow and gave him a few shitty lines. Overrated piece of shit actor. Besides the Godfather, his whole catalog sucks. Even in that you could argue he is a hammy actor.
Ed Wood was pretty good (another depp movie)
 

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Fully agree on Nicholson in The Departed. DiCaprio I think sucks in absolutely everything. He’s been in some movies I really like, but he is rarely the reason for it.

I know some people out there love Pirates of the Caribbean but Johnny Depp just fucking sucks in it and the movies are generally awful.

In fact, Depp is overrated as fuck too. Besides Donnie Brasco and Blow and Fear and Loathing even though F&L is generally shit besides Del Toro, I really am not a fan of Depp at all.

Morgan Freeman sucked in Nolan’s Batman movies. Useless and forgettable performance. His scenes are a drain on the film.

I found Bill Paxton in Aliens to be fucking terrible and generally I liked his performances.

Pacino in Heat sucks. Yelling the whole time, even when he is face to face. That’s an incredibly overrated film.

Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. The fat tuck was too lazy and egotistical to bother so they just filmed him in shadow and gave him a few shitty lines. Overrated piece of shit actor. Besides the Godfather, his whole catalog sucks. Even in that you could argue he is a hammy actor.
I like DiCaprio in some things—Wolf of Wall Street, Catch Me If You Can, The Revenant. I even liked him in Shutter Island, which I think is somewhat underrated after watching it recently. He was terrible in Titanic and Gangs of New York.

Heat is a good movie but not necessarily because of the two big leads. Good supporting cast and Mann is one of the best filmmakers. I remember reading Pacino’s character was supposed to be on coke, but they cut that part out while leaving the mannerisms.

Paxton was comic relief, and it sits on the edge of being silly, but it also works.

Stop it with Brandon’s catalog. On the Waterfront, Streetcar, Julius Caesar, The Wild One, Last Tango in Paris. He was very good.
 

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Fully agree on Nicholson in The Departed. DiCaprio I think sucks in absolutely everything. He’s been in some movies I really like, but he is rarely the reason for it.

I know some people out there love Pirates of the Caribbean but Johnny Depp just fucking sucks in it and the movies are generally awful.

In fact, Depp is overrated as fuck too. Besides Donnie Brasco and Blow and Fear and Loathing even though F&L is generally shit besides Del Toro, I really am not a fan of Depp at all.

Morgan Freeman sucked in Nolan’s Batman movies. Useless and forgettable performance. His scenes are a drain on the film.

I found Bill Paxton in Aliens to be fucking terrible and generally I liked his performances.

Pacino in Heat sucks. Yelling the whole time, even when he is face to face. That’s an incredibly overrated film.

Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. The fat tuck was too lazy and egotistical to bother so they just filmed him in shadow and gave him a few shitty lines. Overrated piece of shit actor. Besides the Godfather, his whole catalog sucks. Even in that you could argue he is a hammy actor.
Fear & Loathing has always been a shit movie. Terry Gillam sucks. The only people who like it are pretentious art house stoners who think it's somehow brilliant
 

JesseTheGovernor

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I like DiCaprio in some things—Wolf of Wall Street, Catch Me If You Can, The Revenant. I even liked him in Shutter Island, which I think is somewhat underrated after watching it recently. He was terrible in Titanic and Gangs of New York.

Heat is a good movie but not necessarily because of the two big leads. Good supporting cast and Mann is one of the best filmmakers. I remember reading Pacino’s character was supposed to be on coke, but they cut that part out while leaving the mannerisms.

Paxton was comic relief, and it sits on the edge of being silly, but it also works.

Stop it with Brandon’s catalog. On the Waterfront, Streetcar, Julius Caesar, The Wild One, Last Tango in Paris. He was very good.
We can agree to disagree on Brando. I can’t stand him and I especially hate Last Tango in Paris.

Shutter Island is probably my favorite DiCaprio performance. Agree on Leo’s performance in Titanic and Gangs of NY, although overall I enjoy many things about both movies

For me Paxton in Aliens was a cornball and took me right out of any suspense that movie had. I guess I didn’t feel the movie needed that type of role.

I agree on Heat. Overrated film imo, but still good. Tom Sizemore is always good in those type of roles, I like him a lot.
 

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Fear & Loathing has always been a shit movie. Terry Gillam sucks. The only people who like it are pretentious art house stoners who think it's somehow brilliant
That is my experience as well. I do enjoy Benicio Del Toro in that movie though, when he starts flailing about in the convertible after rhey pick up Tobey Maguire always makes me laugh. I’m also an idiot though
 

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Kristin Stewart must have sucked miles of Jew dick to have the career she's had. She's terrible in everything.

That being said, Tom Hanks is overrated and looks like he's going to be fucking horrible in that new Elvis movie:


Hanks is average in everything and he's a AAA lister. Never forget he murdered Isaac Kappy and tossed his body onto a highway from an overpass.

Coworker of mine's father worked for the Philly courts like thirty years ago when they were filming Philadelphia. He hated Hanks before it was cool. They were filming in one of the courtrooms and between takes he was signing autographs to people begging for them and even then thought his shit didn't stink, and turns to this guy and asks "I bet you want an autograph", which he declined.
 
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I've always thought that Sharon Stone has always stood out as being a really bad actress. IMO she's LOL funny in "Casino". I recently saw "Dogs Of War" with Jonah Hill and man, he was just terrible in that thing.
 

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I've always thought that Sharon Stone has always stood out as being a really bad actress. IMO she's LOL funny in "Casino". I recently saw "Dogs Of War" with Jonah Hill and man, he was just terrible in that thing.
She made her career basically sleeping with random people for parts. There are rumors that the Prince of Monaco recently paid her six figures for a 'date'. So she is still up to her old habits.
 

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She made her career basically sleeping with random people for parts. There are rumors that the Prince of Monaco recently paid her six figures for a 'date'. So she is still up to her old habits.
If Tyson went bareknuckle 3 rounds against a scotch fillet, the result would look more fuckable than Sharon Stones wrecked 2022 cunt.
 
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