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[TheRevAlJolson]

Oof, bombs keep coming

I don't get it.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

I don't get it.

I think he's saying he worked at the Gap instead?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I think he's saying he worked at the Gap instead?

Guess I forgot to loff

 

[guest]

Oof, bombs keep coming

No fucking way it is his joke.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

More likely response -

EMPLOYER - "Can you explain this gap in your employment?"

PETEY RICK - "Your life approaches its end. I hope that it was worth it".

EMPLOYER - "E-excuse me .....?"

PETEY RICK - "Just wait until you see what happens next. It's beautiful."

EMPLOYER - "........"

PETEY RICK - "Quietly now. Quietly".

Of course, the idea of Petey Rick even applying for a job, let alone making it to the interview level, is the real joke.

 

[guest]

"Can you explain this gap in your employment?"

"Yes, this was when I was writing stupid books and frauding the federal government for PPP loans."

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Pat is the kind of fella who takes credit for public domain jokes

Remember when he got caught lifting a generic joke the day someone else went viral with it? He claimed parallel thinking when he just went to what was trending and lifted it.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Remember when he got caught lifting a generic joke the day someone else went viral with it? He claimed parallel thinking when he just went to what was trending and lifted it.

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[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

No fucking way it is his joke.

Seen at least two "Old Navy wasn't hiring" posted before him.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Why does a drive through ATM have Braille

And why do 7-11s have locks on their doors?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think he's saying he worked at the Gap instead?

It’s a real lame joke, it’s a “dad joke” but he signed his daughter away so it doesn’t count.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

 

[Will Tate]

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Fat inept motherfucker wants credit for all his never-came-true hot takes on Twitter but turns around and steals jokes from people who actually have an engaged following. Fat hypocrite douchebag. He's also incredibly fat.

 

[FLUUUID]

No fucking way it is his joke.

I would agree with you normally, but it isn't even slightly funny, so it could be.

 

[guest]

When was the last tim you saw your daughter, fat pants?

Oh I actually know the answer to this. It’s never.