Could have been the same fun bitch that guessed "in the ass" on the Newlywed Game
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Come on Eileen.
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Butthurt car-crashing Liban just confirmed he is dyslexic. And just like Dexy, that is the least of his problems--mostly genetic, but some self-inflicted.
Bastard beat me to it, that bastard never came in the vicinity of Eileen, let alon on her
I guess I was right about dyslexia being the least of his retarded problems
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He'd rather say "Come on guys!"
I couldn't remember if I was confusing this guy with Marc Almond. Both have ample amounts of sugar in the tank, but Marc Almond makes better music. That said there was way too much acceptance on this thread.
I dunno, Marc Almond was a one hit wonder, two at most if you count his duet with Gene Pitney “ Someone’s got s hold of my arse”.
Dexy had about four or five during the eighties
Come up Eugene
I nutted on her leg
Soft Cell are actually pretty legit outside of commercial success and Marc Almond has some cool collaborations with people like J.G. Thirlwell. Kevin Rowland is balding and wears panties and dressed in overalls and his American hit is now a porn joke.
A friend of mine's sister is a nurse at a hospital. Marc Almond came in one day with severe stomach cramps.
You'll never guess what they found.
You'll never guess what they found.
Someone I used to drink in a pub with invited all us pub people to his wedding. None of us had ever seen his girlfriend. He was a big fat man by English standards and I will never forget to us how he described her as "no oil painting"
He was right. She was also adamant come on Eileen couldn't be played as that's her name.
Guess what.
Fun times.
He was right. She was also adamant come on Eileen couldn't be played as that's her name.
Guess what.
Fun times.
My guess is Ray Wilson's (aka @UnPRePared ) mutated sperm.
I forgot I made this thread.
I just opened it for the first time. I’ve got a bit where I sing “I’m gonna” right before he sings “Come On Eileen.” It’s had a lukewarm reception.